mantards

Mantards is a nondescript term most commonly used to describe body parts on a man or woman. It is purposefully non-gendered and non-specific to achieve both ambiguity and frequency of use, thus increasing its mysteriousness and hilarity. When you run out of things to say about someone who is not there to defend him/her self simply engage in a discussion of their mantards. Or, if you wish to aggrandize someone present, you can praise their mantards. It's the only term that attempts to achieve universatility.

"Dude, don't touch the mantards!"
"I think that girl pulled one of her mantards just now."
"See you later guys, gotta go work the mantards at the gym."
"My mantards are raging! I need a glass of milk!"

by hoserfacedude October 2, 2009

Manetary

A Male Secretary. Usually of gay persuasion.

-"Excuse me, this is Mrs. Lee's manetary calling to make a reservation."
-"Did you say Monetary?"
- "No, I'm her male secretary. Can I make these reservationss...thanksssss?"

by Jeter Slee March 5, 2008

Mantar

Most amazing guy you will ever meet. Will succeed in life despite the many obstacles and make anyone in his life smile and laugh. An amazing friend who will do anything for you, and the best boyfriend you could ever have.

You’re so luck you met someone like Mantar.

Wow Mantar is so successful.

by Converse January 29, 2020

Mantry

Man pantry. A secluded storage space in which a man stores such manly foods as protein bars, beef jerky, and oatmeal.

Do you want some Jack Links? I've got a few bags in the Mantry.

by thatotherguywiththeface May 17, 2010

mantasy

A man's ultimate dream. Copyright by Stephen Colbert, 2007.

The average mantasy involves fast cars, brazilian supermodels, and beer.

by Vacuum December 30, 2008

manuary

During the month of January, a select group of individuals on social media outlets celebrate men's body positivity as part of the feminist movement. This controversial month is disliked by some feminists who prefer feminism to be for women, but is adored by others. A current issue, manuary is going to continue.

Hey, I heard it's Manuary; it's great that men can be positive about their bodies, too!

by invilite January 4, 2017

Mantasy

The act of a female giving a male oral sex while he plays Madden NFL Football. If the man is a virgin, replace Madden with World of Warcraft.

Dave was particularly happy on Wednesday, most likely because his girlfriend gave him a mantasy.

While performing a mantasy, Emily became angered when Dave rested his xbox controller on top of her head.

by the405isepic February 20, 2010