Maintainurbate

A special kind of masturbation that is performed during sex to maintain an erection, usually utilized when performing rare selfless sex acts like cunnilingus.

I was eating her box for so long that my little general started to stand down! It was time for a maintainurbate.

by IronSheikStash March 28, 2016

Mancliner

A particular type of worker who spends the majority of his time at work reclined in a chair.
Hence he is half man and half recliner.

Where's the Mancliner?

Probably in the TV room watching the Mandolorian

by The Sporacle February 21, 2023

muntaineer

a person, due to an excess of alcohol or drugs, who is not safe (a) up ladders (b) low steps or (c) stairs.

quick, someone stop Eric from climbing those steps, he's a muntaineer!

by Poshratz October 10, 2008

Cantainer

Container that is neither a bottle or a can but is made of plastic with an aluminum can top.

Monster Energy's new Hydro drink comes in a cantainer.

by Seven_Gram_Snyder November 13, 2017

mantainance

you spelt maintenance wrong again...

Jerry spelt mantainance wrong in his spelling test

by Mantainance August 8, 2020

The Montagner

Create a tab on your name, spend a lot of money in it and immediately start avoiding the place.

Did you notice it? He bought a lot of stuff and immediately started playing The Montagner.

by hikaru_shimura May 16, 2021

fantainer

a unit of packaging one identifies with a valued business or cause and thus cherishes beyond its objective worth.

I brought my i-pod home in an Apple fantainer; a champaign bottle left over from ones wedding party

by Steven W. E. July 23, 2007