The Manjeet Tugboat

When you take a shit on the floor then proceed to have doggystyle sex whilst dragging your partners face across the shatted on floor(like a tugboat).

guy 1:dude i was so wasted last night so i gave my girl The Manjeet Tugboat
guy 2:sweet

by Manjeet The Almighty February 16, 2009

Manjeet Smash

Something that you say after you have physically violated someone, just to let them know who's in charge.

*After hitting you in the face with a badminton racket* Manjeet Smash !

by Manjeet the Almighty March 27, 2009

Maneet

This is the name you give to someone named mani who really likes a girl named tavneet

Yelling maneet out as loud as you can

by Creeper fricker October 16, 2019

Manjeetism

Believing in the teachings of Manjeet The Almighy. Manjeetists usually follow Manjeets 5 Very Important Rules(see definition) and believe in the 3 basic principles of Manjeetism, which include:

-Despite popular belief, Manjeet The Almighty did in fact build the world in 3 days.
-Manjeet The Almighty can Satisfy any woman, ANY woman.
-Manjeet The Almighty built the first McDonalds with his bare hands in 1963.

If you do not believe in the teachings of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Manjeetism is the way to go.

by Manjeet The Almighty February 22, 2009

Manjeet's Magic Carpet

A pubic patch in the shape of an arabian rug, which is worn by, (you guessed it), Manjeet himself.

My love life was dead until i grew Manjeet's Magic Carpet, now turning on my girl is a breeze!

by Manjeet The Almighty March 1, 2009

mancheetah

A man who parades around in spotted clothing or spotted markings on the body and wreaks havoc on urban sanctuaries

Frank amused his friends by donning his mancheetah persona.

by Todd Lawdy April 19, 2018

MANMEET

Unisex name .Man means heart and meet means friend. So the person who is friend of people's heart is manmeet.

Manmeet is my soulmate

by Abhi💞 November 22, 2021