Manguin

a creature who's sole purpose, it claims, is to 'help you help yourself' however frequently finds himself in situations where he is the one in dire straits. Commonly found in the headlock position of an unimpressed bouncer, his travels take him to populated student haunts across London where he takes it upon himself to get ridiculously drunk and make absurd hand gestures to the song 'mr brightside'. Usually found in trackpants and hoodie but occasionally known to gallavant around in a bright blue dressing gown this creature is harmless and should not be taken seriously at any point.

'Oh dear, Manguin is in a bad shape'

by captain chunder February 22, 2010

Manlin

Very cool, outgoing and overall fun person. Very smart, clever, and just plain amazing. One of the most awesome people you will ever meet.

Everyone loves Manlin!

by lavendarhaze September 14, 2010

mangina

A male lackey of the feminist hate movement (Usually called a 'male feminist'), who views women as superior to men and always bows down to and agrees with women in an attempt to curry favour, especially his abusive, man-hating wife who will screw him over in the divorce court, ruin his life and reputation, whelp a child that isn't his and sting him for money for said child. In short, a man-slave. Almost all married men these days are manginas, and so are a slightly less number of single men.

'Oprah's just a show for women and manginas, man!'

by Kiyana Va Sala April 18, 2006

Mungin'

Aussie slang: To eat something

'What are you doing?', 'Just mungin' on some bread'

by Aussie Slang Pro September 17, 2012

Mike Mangini

One of the greatest and fastest drummers to ever be born, and the current drummer for Dream Theater. Considered to be the inverse of John Petrucci, due to his ability to rupture space and time by playing over a billion notes per second. Like Petrucci, he has limited himself to 2000 notes per second which only causes severe head pains whereas anything more than 2500 notes per second causes the human head to explode, due to the overload of greatness. This being the reason he decided to leave Berklee, because of the student's heads exploding because they thought they were worthy of God. He is also considered one of the best wearers of the heavy metal soul patch, much to the disdain of Jordan Rudess.

Iran better chill, or We'll send in Mike Mangini.

by Riggs1995 November 27, 2013

reverse mangina

When a girl pulls out her vagina and rearranges her floppy labia to look like a big old dick

Invented by CollegeHumor

Instructions: Drop trau, turn aroun', turn that frown... upside down.

Veronica: I'm so upset, I have no plans for Saturday night
Betty: I know what will cheer you up. Check out my reverse mangina

by Topes October 19, 2009

pull a mangini

Eric Mangini is the current Cleveland Brown's coach and he once said that "He was going to take the Browns to the Super Bowl." While this is never going to happen it has become a popular euphemism for dropping a duece. It also provides a nice cover when talking around girls as they do not typically know who eric mangini is.

Guy 1: Bro i got to pull a mangini if you know what i mean.

Guy 2: Ya i got ya

Girl 1: What does that mean?

Guy 1: shhhh, go make me a sandwhich.

by BeavertonBeaver69 January 2, 2011