manderday

A day between Saturday and Sunday, when the event of man bonding happens because of an odd and freakish event. Something so rare and hard to resist temptation. Where a clingy/attached/stalkerish woman will not stop trying to get in your pants, so you have a professional "cock block" with requested assistance from some good buddies, wether it be man movies (Rambo, Rocky, John Wayne movies, Girls Gone Wild 1-100), or drinking some beer, to make her uninvited to the area, and off your back. Thus resulting with her slowly out your man space. And yet another problem resolved.

Damn there is this girl that won't leave me alone, I mean sex was great, but enough is enough. She's wantin to "hang" tonight, guys I needa manderday.

by Leif Erickson 1492 October 19, 2009

Rob Manfred

Commissioner of Major League Baseball and an all around faggot. Decided to get MLB involved in politics by removing the All Star Game from Atlanta due to a law passed by the Georgia state legislature. Decided not to punish the Houston Astros after they won a World Series via cheating. Decided to have 7 inning double headers and a runner on 2nd in the 10th inning starting with the 2020 season. Sucks off the owners and fucks over the players any chance he can get. Will probably cause a strike shortened season in 2022 because he's such a flaming piece of hot garbage.

"Hey, remember when Rob Manfred took the All Star Game away from Atlanta!?" - Baseball fan
"Yeah! I had tickets to go too! I was looking forward to it, and he took it away due to a law passed by the state of Georgia that we had no control over!" - Braves fan
"Yeah that was some weak shit, who would do that?" - Baseball fan
"Yeah, and then the Braves went out and won the fucking World Series and that faggot Manfred had to give us the World Series trophy and all the Braves fans booed him in Houstin! Haha! Fuck Rob Manfred!" - Braves fan

by EggFuYungAtHeart January 29, 2022

manfredonia

italian mobster that cant be stopped

yo, johnny geuss what.
what ?
Im a manfredonia now

by John Manfred January 15, 2008

Manfredjinsinjin

A made-up name. See A Fish Called Wanda.

Otto: "Look, you obviously don't know anything about intelligence work, lady. It's an X-K-Red-27 technique."
Wendy: "My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfredjinsinjin, and I know perfectly well that you don't keep the general public informed when you are 'debriefing KGB defectors in a safe house.'"

by Wasser Tizfiddle October 24, 2004

Manfreddi

To con, decieve, embezzle, trick, Rob or steal from someone. Usually a friend or coworker.

In the stripclub..... the bouncer says
HEY YOU, YOUR BUDDIES SAID YOU WOULD PAY FOR HIS LAP DANCES.
Damn it, I just got Manfreddi 'd!

by gumpysnasty September 6, 2016

ManFred

A ManFred is someone who wishes to explode someone else's head between thine pecs.

I'm so mad at him I just want to ManFred him so hard

by Beanut Putter May 15, 2017

Manfred Moment

A Moment within time where someone requires the assistance of manfred, wether it be out of fear, disappointment or even grief.

Some people think insects aren't animals
This is a manfred moment

by BugfieldMezo October 29, 2019