mammoth shit

a shit that unbelievably came out of someone’s asshole. the human asshole can only stretch up to 7-8 inches. this shit that some mf took us about 14 inches wide and 17 inches long. it is so astronomically huge that it is the guineas world records. this shit is so unbelievably huge that you can use it as a weight at the gym. if you or someone you know and love took a massive shit like this, be glad. Glad that you are related to them/and/or know them.

Fat albert: I just took a mammoth shit
Steve jobs: Seriously? let me check it out
Steve jobs: HOLY SHIT. ITS A HOLY SHIT! your so fucking awesome!

by Joey Jackson Johnson July 10, 2022

One mammoth, two mammoth

A versatile casual phrase or idiom expressing ironic apathy or lack of interest in the result of or differences between two or more situations with similar outcomes. Often cynical and followed by an ellipsis...

Oh well. One mammoth, two mammoth...

by Ironicle March 25, 2011

mammol

a term used for an overly horny macedonian who cant seem to ever get enough of the oriental

the mammol is an extremely rare species and once found, should be left alone as to not disturb it from its natural behaviour which some observers consider to be very queer

it consists of loitering around a cafeteria, looking for a perfect opportunity to pounce on its favourite prey... the appol!

1. wink: where did all my apples go?!
alex: i dno, a mammol probably took them all

2. marho: omg look over thar!
sally: omg what is that mammol doing with that apple?!?!?!
kumar: i wanna watch bert and ernie

by some animol June 10, 2008

Mammon

Mammon is a tsundere, he is kind of weak but he really tries very hard. I like his weak points and his determination, I like every part of him. He is very cute and mature in his own way but he never fails to amuse me. He loves anime and likes to sleep. He always shows his support to every person he loves. Mammon is one of the greatest people I've come to know, I hope he's always doing well and always happy.

Mammon is also my home.

-Cinnamon 2021

by -Cinnamon June 7, 2021

mammon

mammon is the best demon in obey me shall we date and deserves everything 💋💋💋💋

mammon is one of the best obey me brothers

really?

yes and hes the best one too
thats so cool
i love mammon
me too
mammons the best
agreed

by raiganisthecoolest January 16, 2022

Mammon

the scummy, broke second-born of the seven demon brothers from the hit otome game, Obey Me! Shall We Date, a possible idiot and the Avatar of Greed, aka the Avatar of Getting Broke/the Avatar of Simping.

bro's the CEO of getting bullied.

"your words can't touch me, these shades are Gucci"

a bit of a bitch at first towards MC, but then he slowly becomes a tsundere for said MC, help me, he's just the cutest-

kinda fricking stupid, but that's what makes him cuter.

when caring for a Mammon, make sure not to play horror movies or take him to any horror-related festivals, show him any horror-related videos, etc.

he still owes Leviathan cash.

he's giving "emotionally attached cat" vibes.

bro got some serious spending issues that Lucifer actually froze his credit card in the fridge (R.I.P., Goldie).

"man, I was busy speedrunning Saiko No Sutoka, but Mammon came in asking for my credit card, and then he screamed like some sort of schoolgirl. I swear, I told him that I was gonna play a horror game."
"that sucks."
"I swear, one day, I'm gonna lock Mammon in a room with nothing but horror movies playing."
"DON'T YOU DARE HARM THE CUTE CHILD 😠"

by Byakuya's left sock May 3, 2023

mammophobia

The fear of breasts, nipples, and anything pertaining to the mammary glands/ pectorals.

Don't touch my pectorals! I thought you had mammophobia!

by Halaj McBarretto October 13, 2006