A free method of breast screening performed by household cats who stand on the breasts of a woman laying bed at 2am causing significant pain to the breast area.
I don’t know why my cat insists on giving me a mammalgram when I’m sleeping. There’s plenty of room in the bed for him besides on my boobs.
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Who can resist the innate hilarity of malgrammared aspersions cast upon on the intelligence of others? e.g. one of my favorite online discussions so far was with a young man who repeatedly called me a 'looser.'
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Seriously in the mood for crappy food as in McDonalds or other Fast Food. Discovered spelling McDonalds wrong while texting on T9Word.
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When you get a test for iron levels and instead of getting 25 micrograms, you get a one digit number in nanograms!
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