Above average cock with amazing personality traits medium heigh and just different type of lover then most people.
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Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will calm down and will be easier to handle. Like a monkey.
Malakai : Ugh..ugh...I beat you up.
Metrosexual Peace-Loving Individual: Throws a banana and walks away.
Metrosexual Peace-Loving Individual: Throws a banana and walks away.
by JoseFromdahoods January 18, 2009
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by Weirdest weirdo April 19, 2020
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Wow,look! i think hes called Malakai because he is freestyling with the beatboxer.
He must be called Malakai because he just fucked him up.
He must be called Malakai because he just fucked him up.
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Stupid little hoe bitch that can go to hell annoying and a little pest can’t figure out 1+1 can’t get any girl he will end up in a house full of cats like the crazy cat lady
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