A good place to hide an illicit traffic cone. Therefore this is the most hated vehicle of little fat security guards who think they're the most important people in the world.
Why is Pork Scotch looking more miserable than usual?
He's just seen a Maltby lorry go past. Those things always give him nightmares.
He's just seen a Maltby lorry go past. Those things always give him nightmares.
by Flappy Dickwad May 7, 2009
Get the Maltby lorry mug.A failure as a man and especially as a potential romantic partner. A man who consistently disappoints and is unreliable. He's not mean or an outright douchebag, but does not meet the most basic requirements one would expect in a man.
He's still whines about his divorce from 5 years ago. He's 40 and doesn't have a job. His cell phone got cut off so he couldn't call to tell me he was running late for our date and he didn't even walk me to the subway after I picked up the tab. He's really nice, but a total maleure.
by fieldsish July 28, 2010
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If you find a wild Malou make sure to keep her, they are very rare and special.
If you find a wild Malou make sure to keep her, they are very rare and special.
by The Yung July 1, 2017
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"Do you know that boy Josh, Malauries boyfriend"
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"Yeah, she's a real good woman! He doesn't know what to do with her"
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by Honest opinion February 10, 2015
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Get the malou mug.The legendary drivers of Maltby lorries who display Pork Scotch's cone in the back in order to taunt important security guards and provide amusement to everyone else. Otherwise known as comic geniuses.
Flobule: Look Dad, the cone's still there! Why don't they take it out?
Dad: Because they're heroes, son. Maltby heroes.
Dad: Because they're heroes, son. Maltby heroes.
by Benny Twadge May 18, 2009
Get the Maltby Heroes mug.An accidental or supposedly accidental failure of clothing to cover parts of the body intended to be covered.
Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.
Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.
Her dress caught on the door knob and ripped. The resulting wardrobe malfunction was much to the delight of the guests. I bet she wished she had worn a bra and underwear under her dress.
by Frankie Frog November 19, 2004
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