by Bartholomew Heinberg April 6, 2023
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(Maltesers being small round nuggets of chocolate).
Very much similar to Nibbling chocolate.
(Maltesers being small round nuggets of chocolate).
Very much similar to Nibbling chocolate.
by Tom Monaghan July 2, 2011
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Malteser means blonde on the inside brunette on the outside,
in other words a brunette that is the equivelent to a dumb blonde.
Many use this term not as an insult but as a nickname
in other words a brunette that is the equivelent to a dumb blonde.
Many use this term not as an insult but as a nickname
by Holly August 16, 2004
Get the malteser mug.Someone that has Maltese nationality that is of Italian and British or English descent and origins, born in any of the three places.
(Maltese people tend to descend from Sicily or southern mainland italy, however due to people in malta of other descent like english etc, maltese people of italian descent therefore are differentiated by being known as italian maltese)
(Maltese people tend to descend from Sicily or southern mainland italy, however due to people in malta of other descent like english etc, maltese people of italian descent therefore are differentiated by being known as italian maltese)
That dude was born in England but he doesnt look it (He looks ethnically Italian). Yeah his dad is Italian Maltese or sicilan or something, and his mum is English, so he is Britalian Maltese or Anglo Italian Maltese.
by dipalermo2011 March 19, 2011
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Born of the urban myth that cows in Malta live underground where it is cooler.
Born of the urban myth that cows in Malta live underground where it is cooler.
Lisa: Hey Caroline, all NHS admin staff are getting a 5% pay increase next year.
Caroline: Very funny. Like the Maltese cave cows? Is it April 1st by any chance?
Caroline: Very funny. Like the Maltese cave cows? Is it April 1st by any chance?
by zholty January 17, 2008
Get the Maltese cave cows mug.Matt Maltese is a British musician with an angelic voice. He is mainly known for his trending song "As the world caves in" on Tiktok, but there's so much more to his discography. He has 3 albums and my personal favourite& his actual masterpiece is "Bad contestant". Every live performance of him is amazing and I don't think he is able to make one bad song. Also, his voice is unbelievable.
So, if you listen to Matt Maltese, you're probably really cool and have wonderful taste. If you don't, it's never too late to start. Whichever one you are, don't hesitate to follow my account matt_maltese_fanpage on instagram.😋
So, if you listen to Matt Maltese, you're probably really cool and have wonderful taste. If you don't, it's never too late to start. Whichever one you are, don't hesitate to follow my account matt_maltese_fanpage on instagram.😋
hottie: Hey, you are really pretty. Do you by any chance listen to Matt Maltese?
random ugly person: Matt??Maltese??? No he sucks. And his shaved head looks like an egg.
hottie: HIS SHAVED HEAD IS THE HOTTEST THING EVER. But nvm yo a#s ugly as he#l🤙
random ugly person: Matt??Maltese??? No he sucks. And his shaved head looks like an egg.
hottie: HIS SHAVED HEAD IS THE HOTTEST THING EVER. But nvm yo a#s ugly as he#l🤙
by zont.zo.it. June 30, 2022
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"She hasn't touched my slug for months, think I might have to use the Maltese Proposal this weekend."
"Used the Maltese Proposal this weekend. It was a carnival of saliva."
"Used the Maltese Proposal this weekend. It was a carnival of saliva."
by Jimmy Burtgoals November 4, 2018
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