Malteser Monkey

Another, of many, slurs for African Americans; similar to coal cricket or obsidian orangutan

Boy, I don't want to see none of them Malteser monkey's around my property, you hear me?

by Bartholomew Heinberg April 6, 2023

Hairy Malteaser

When your black ballsack gets so sweaty and drenched in cum that it resembles a hairy malteaser. Often seen in the hands of Liz or Samantha on a Tuesday evening.

Last night the party got so wild that we ended up in his room, by the end of it his ball bag looked like a Hairy Malteaser

by Hairy Malteaser May 10, 2020

malteser

Malteser means blonde on the inside brunette on the outside,

in other words a brunette that is the equivelent to a dumb blonde.

Many use this term not as an insult but as a nickname

'Oh my god she is totally a malteser'

by Holly August 16, 2004

malteaser head

Dergogative term for a black perosn often used as a racist insult to the similarities of their head with a malteaser.

haha look at that fucking nigga and his malteaser head.

by Steve Mcgibbon May 18, 2006

Malteaser

A brunette girl, but with a very blonde mind. Therefor being brown on the outside, blonde inside.

Shes a total malteaser, brunette but thick as a blonde

by rona8z November 22, 2009

Britalian Maltese

Someone that has Maltese nationality that is of Italian and British or English descent and origins, born in any of the three places.

(Maltese people tend to descend from Sicily or southern mainland italy, however due to people in malta of other descent like english etc, maltese people of italian descent therefore are differentiated by being known as italian maltese)

That dude was born in England but he doesnt look it (He looks ethnically Italian). Yeah his dad is Italian Maltese or sicilan or something, and his mum is English, so he is Britalian Maltese or Anglo Italian Maltese.

by dipalermo2011 March 19, 2011

Maltese cave cows

Used as an example of something that only really gullible people would believe in.

Born of the urban myth that cows in Malta live underground where it is cooler.

Lisa: Hey Caroline, all NHS admin staff are getting a 5% pay increase next year.

Caroline: Very funny. Like the Maltese cave cows? Is it April 1st by any chance?

by zholty January 17, 2008