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Marook

A word so incredibly bad ass and amazing that a definition would physically blow your mind out of your skull and it would keep exploding while you stood in awe of this word. All who know what the word means have sworn never to share its secret definition with anyone. It is said to be both the worst most derogatory word in any language and yet also the most awesome. If I could I would write the definition here, however instead I am informing people of this supreme word that deserves its rightful place on urban dictionary.
Damn I am just a marook i guess.
Oh damn did they just say the "m" word?
by THE marook May 1, 2011
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malookia finger

The malookia finger is the finger that has malookia juice all over it either from a sheila's cunt or her filthy arse crack.
Would you like some chips Damien? Yeah I will after I wash my malookia finger from the crack addict I picked up on smoko.
by Eddie Meh January 3, 2019
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Malcookage

Preparing a meal poorly or generally lacking skill in the culinary arts.
Our courtship was ended by an egregious act of malcookage. Never before has chicken more closely resembled furniture.
by Shandooga McGluckfeez September 5, 2011
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mazooki

To insert three fingers into the rectum in such a violent manner that it starts to bleed.
Jane was walking with a little discomfort because Alan gave her a mazooki last night.
by TSK_USA June 12, 2016
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mamookie

“Have you seen Max lately? He smells like shit!! God, what a mamookie”
by Mamookie May 12, 2021
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Malooging

(MA-LOO-GING) Having a certain affection with an object including sex or kissing.
"Stop malooging the chair that is very inappropriate" shouted the teacher.
by NellyNauvtagortr May 16, 2022
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manlooking

The inabilility of those with XY (male) chromosomes to see anything that is clearly in sight. They require a XX (female) chromosome member of the population to guide their eyes to the item within plain view.
Him (while peering inside the refridgerator): Honey, I can't find the mustard.

Her: Stop manlooking. It's right there, behind the milk.

Him: Oh yes, now I see it, there it is.
by antiquelover40 November 2, 2010
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