Malek 

This guy is a munch and loves Rothwell and Capris. He loves a good romp but will never buy his own as he gets any chick he can to get one for him. This bloke loves a tug and loves his own body, maybe even too much. He tries to prove himself to be this tough man that has no feelings. (Top one quote, "No one understands") But he has feelings like he has a vagina. The only thing he is good at is playing Fortnite with Rigos and sex. Malek is a good friend and is always ready to eat a friend out. Help a friend out******

Malek is a loser.

I want to have sex with Malek

Malek by Max Mason August 6, 2023

Malek Gastli 

Malek Gastli Means being very childish and mentally challanged.
It also can be used to describe someone who tries so hard but always fails.

-OMG you are so Malek Gastli
-I know I'm so retarted

Malek Gastli by Eya Dz December 23, 2021

Malek Saadeh 

The Owner of Happiness.

One of the most gracious, amazing, kind, beautiful, and courageous person you will ever meet. He is just and is comparable to Jesus

Malek Saadeh is so cool.

Person 1: Wow. He's such a good person.
Person 2: Of course. He's Malek Saadeh!

Malek Saadeh by ownerofhappiness September 16, 2013

Malek Eid 

He is a skinny white boy with green eyes he is so sexy he could pull all the girls and then all the boys start crying because he is so sexy and wishing to be like him.

Omg it’s Malek Eid what should I tell him- hot model girls

Malek Eid by Daddy—is ICY June 4, 2019

malek twitter 

Ersh

Ersh is malek twitter

malek twitter by klizz August 31, 2013

Malek Najjar 

Best Point Guard

Me: Yo did you watch the Varsity B game?

Ahmad Yaseen: No, what happened?

Me: Malek Najjar came in instead of captain Naufal and won the game

Ahmad Yaseen: We don't trust you anymore

Malek Najjar by bigsalalfalafel March 12, 2019

Rami Malek 

an egyptian god who radiates big softie energy and deserves every single Oscar even though that’s impossible

did you watch bohemian rhapsody?
yes my king Rami Malek killed it yet again

Rami Malek by mishnovak October 26, 2018