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Malarkey 

Basically anything that comes out of the mouth of Sleepy Joe 'braindead' Barely There Biden.
Everything that comes out of Joe Biden's mouth is complete malarkey, well at least the few words that you can understand, because let's be honest, most of the time when he talks he sounds like a complete idiot and you can hardly understand him through all his mumbling and stumbling and bumbling and stammering.
Malarkey by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022
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Malarkey 

To successfully execute a plan in a way that inspires others.
"He malarkied that so quickly, I'm so proud!"

"You can malarkey it man, I know you can!"

"Some try and fail, some malarkey and succeed."
Malarkey by wh0ry0u October 24, 2011

malarkey 

Stupid, lazy, mean and likes stuffed crust.
Malarkey says, "Fear resisted" (target across other side of room)
malarkey by oprahwindfury January 14, 2008

malarkey 

Hillybilly version of bullshit
- Juan - give me your money or you die

Me - Juan thats a bunch of malarkey let me break my neck
malarkey by waddupdonkey920 August 5, 2019

Malarkey 

What Joe Biden says when he gets a question he doesn't know the answer to.
Give me a break! That's a bunch of Malarkey!
Malarkey by ThoGos October 26, 2020

malarkey 

most commonly used when addressing a guy named Aidan who goes by AH-DAN usually in a conversation about Kevin the oStRiCh :)
*when talking to aidan* No you’re done, your done Kevin. Kevin, this is malarkey.
malarkey by kevin.the.ostrich November 7, 2021

Malarkey 

Putting the date before the month like a dumbass
"Dude, Matthew keeps using DD/MM/YY"

"What a load of Malarkey"
Malarkey by not jingles September 19, 2025