Introducing an Irn-Bru bottle up a lady's poontang with one hand while inserting the spare hand up the anus to remove the lid through the recto-vaginal wall. The liquid is then consumed direct as it gushes from the lady canal.
"I had just come back from a highland-flinging marathon and me lassie was demandng a wee bit of me caber. I was so thirsty i whipped out an irn-bru and gave her the old Filthy Maitland."
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Maitland has some nice neighborhoods on the east side and not-so-nice neighborhoods on the west side.
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Don't go messing around in manland.
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Mainlanders often isult Newfoundlanders because of their lack of understanding of Newfoundland culture or just ignorance in general. Some view mainlanders as lazy and opinionated due to the fact that Newfoundlanders usually do most of the work (i.e the Alberta tar sands)
Mainlanders often isult Newfoundlanders because of their lack of understanding of Newfoundland culture or just ignorance in general. Some view mainlanders as lazy and opinionated due to the fact that Newfoundlanders usually do most of the work (i.e the Alberta tar sands)
"God damn mainlanders..."
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