the term used to describe a state of chillin or hanging out, or can be used to say that I'm not going anywhere, therefore posted like the mailman.
Tom:what up man?, what you doing?
Derik:not shit, I'm posted like the mailman
Tom: you're lame man, you always say that
Derik: Fuck you!, I'm on house arrest the next 3 months!!!!!
Derik:not shit, I'm posted like the mailman
Tom: you're lame man, you always say that
Derik: Fuck you!, I'm on house arrest the next 3 months!!!!!
by Ya Boy Trax August 30, 2010
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When a girl fucks her boyfriend with a strap on and throws someone else's jizz in his eye, temporarily blinding him. She then kicks him in the balls, swipes his asscrack with a credit card, then thrusts a Federal Express envelope into his hand so that he is hobbling around clutching the envelope with one eye open, thus looking like an angry mailman.
Susie: Hey, how are you and Brad doing?
Tiffany: That bastard cheated on me, so I cheated on him, saved the guy's cum, and then gave him an Angry Mailman.
Susie: Oh. Well, see you at school tomorrow!
Tiffany: That bastard cheated on me, so I cheated on him, saved the guy's cum, and then gave him an Angry Mailman.
Susie: Oh. Well, see you at school tomorrow!
by toddsmithsteez September 4, 2009
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When Kara got back from class she said she was having breathing problems so i gave her a misty mailman to help her out.
by Calhoun Hall March 15, 2008
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"Mailman" is a sexual term used when the passenger (a man) receives road head from the (usually) female driver. The man must take control of the steering wheel while the woman does her business.
John: Hey honey, I feel like pulling a Mailman
Sandy: Oh, alright. Just this once.
*John steers while sandy leans over*
Sandy: Oh, alright. Just this once.
*John steers while sandy leans over*
by sean sean June 9, 2007
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The Mailani solar system is an old tale about the most gorgeous woman on earth, the system was named after her and her mesmerizing beauty. An alien once abducted a boy named Tim and Tim showed the alien a picture of Mailani and the alien was in Awe. The next morning (in galactic hours) the alien showed this picture to the universes leader and he decided she was the most beautiful and stunning woman in the universe so he named the most gorgeous solar system he could find after her. And till this day and forever in history she will be the most gorgeous woman to have ever been known in the galaxy.
The Mailani solar system is an old tale about the most gorgeous woman on earth, the system was named after her and her mesmerizing beauty. An alien once abducted a boy named Tim and Tim showed the alien a picture of Mailani and the alien was in Awe. The next morning (in galactic hours) the alien showed this picture to the universes leader and he decided she was the most beautiful and stunning woman in the universe so he named the most gorgeous solar system he could find after her. And till this day and forever in history she will be the most gorgeous woman to have ever been known in the galaxy.
The Mailani solar system is so amazing!!
Have you seen the Mailani solar system?? I heard it’s named after the most gorgeous girl ever !!!!
Have you seen the Mailani solar system?? I heard it’s named after the most gorgeous girl ever !!!!
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