Keaton Mahoney

Someone who has a very very small penis

Keaton Mahoney had the smallest penis ever -Samantha

by Boi47747373 February 21, 2017

cleats mahoney

From college kids everywhere...meaning athlete hoe.
The girl who sleeps with, and/or does sexual favors for men in any college sport.

Following in the footsteps of her big sister, Jane grew up to be a cleats mahoney at the U.

by B-girl November 17, 2004

Mahoney

Heroin, crystal meth, or any other assortment of hard drugs and accompanying accoutrement.

A life changing substance that may or may not have adverse effects on your life, health, well-being, ability to reproduce, ability to maintain a meaningful relationship, available bank account balance, and tooth count.

Yo homie pull through I got that fire mahoney on deck for the low low.

by Crescent Street Crusader November 25, 2020

JB Mauney

Professional Bull Rider, 2x PBR World Champion, doesn't give two fucks on what you have to say

"That JB Mauney is one- rank son of a bitch."

by BillyTheBull January 29, 2021

Dirty mahoney

When a big large pale man, jumps on your bed and shakes his hair all over your foreskin.

When I went to her house she gave me a dirty Mahoney.

by Johnnytheg123 November 28, 2022

Dean Marney

An absolute machine of a man. Top shagger, is basically god

“That guy is a legend, but he ain’t as legendary as Dean Marney”

by NotANonce69sub2realmzace October 10, 2018

mahey

Mahey is an athletic girl who treats her friends and family with respect. She has a problem with singers because she has became upsesed IT HAS GOTTEN OUT OF HAND. Not only is she married to Harry Styles she is also dating timothee chalamet and is in love with all of the members in the popular hit band 5 sos. She has become in DiStReSs AbOuT ThIs LiLy-ROsE DePp chick and she has talked to Tim about it eve thought sh eis DATING HARRY!!!! You can use this name if you are a player.

Boi #1 "thers my girlfriend"
Boi#2 "Nah dude shes mine."

boi #3 " I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT BOI #1 I SAW YOU WITH TAYLOR, SUCH A MAHEY."

by oof HeRe YoU Go December 17, 2018