Shit Magician 

Someone who can turn even the best situation into shit.

We were having a great time until that shit magician showed up & ruined our day.

Shit Magician by MCRT February 26, 2011

Short Sleeved Magician 

From the TV Show "Important Things with Demitri Martin" and the term is of course by Demitri Martin

When someone is so predictable you see what's comming.

Based on the rabbit in the hat trick; the rabbit actually moves down the sleeve into the hat. If the Magician has short sleeves, you see the rabbit.

Person 1: Dude, yesterday Dan fell on his face when trying to do an ollie, so he stormed off and blamed his new Nike Airs.

Person 2: Typical Dan, what a short sleeved magician.

Short Sleeved Magician by gone laggs February 26, 2010

no sleeve magician 

something easy to see coming, or someone whose excuses really don't work anymore.

todd:crackhead jim wants some cash for "his child support"
matt:what a no sleeve magician

no sleeve magician by bloodanarchist February 28, 2010

short sleeved magician 

When you can see what's coming.

"So...Frank called me on my birthday, and then he asked me if he could borrow some money."

"Frank...That guy's a real short sleeved magician

short sleeved magician by abyssion8 February 25, 2010

sneaky frogger magician 

When your girl doesnt want penile insertion you have her stand up naked and act like your going to eat her out. You get down in a froglike position, pull out your erect penis, and spring up as quickly as possible and insert your penis in the vagina. If you do it correctly the girls feet should completly leave the floor as if she was levitating. You should then say abra kadabra and show her the live webcam and show her face to the audience. To add even more magic you can insert your penis into the peehole instead of the sex hole.

My girlfriend broke up with me after i gave her the sneaky frogger magician.

sneaky frogger magician by newsome stoner July 29, 2012

Short Sleeved Magician 

N. A phrase coined by comedian Demetri Martin on his comedy central show "Important Things with Demetri Martin" meaning a situation where you can see the inevitable outcome.

Tom: "Hey Steve asked me if he could borrow 40 bucks yesterday"

Demetri: "Oh Yea? Thats a short sleeved magician, you know you won't be getting that back"

Short Sleeved Magician by ChaoticFlow February 25, 2010

short sleeved magician 

When you can see what's coming.

Guy: I went over to Fred's and he asked to borrow some money.
Demetri: That Fred, he's such a short sleeved magician.

short sleeved magician by Udertheo February 25, 2010