by Masume the XXII April 30, 2021
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girl 1: i think im ready to date
girl 2: oh what do you have in mind
girl 1: im thinking of a maisum
girl 2: those are pretty scarce, you sure you wanna wait 476 light years for one??
girl 1: yeah lol
girl 2: oh what do you have in mind
girl 1: im thinking of a maisum
girl 2: those are pretty scarce, you sure you wanna wait 476 light years for one??
girl 1: yeah lol
by thotecheathoes March 11, 2021
Get the maisum mug.A person who can only think about Apple products not even their own family
Most Mesum's tend to buy every apple product old or new
They are very religious as they do not hesitate to even think about Apple in a bad way or as a normal person would look at Apple they believe that Steve Jobs is God and that they are messengers of the religion of appleology and that they will be rewarded with a life as an apple developer for their good deeds
Most Mesum's tend to buy every apple product old or new
They are very religious as they do not hesitate to even think about Apple in a bad way or as a normal person would look at Apple they believe that Steve Jobs is God and that they are messengers of the religion of appleology and that they will be rewarded with a life as an apple developer for their good deeds
Guys is that a mesum
Yes I think he is a mesum
U can tell from his words
See he mentions apple in every sentence
Yes I think he is a mesum
U can tell from his words
See he mentions apple in every sentence
by Guy 1234 May 19, 2015
Get the Mesum mug.The list of all the accomplishments, accolades, scores and awards of a man concerning who they have had sex with, how many partners they have had sex with and number of times, where, style, how and when. May also, but not necessarily, include information about ones Spank Bank, masturbatory habits, wish lists and references.
Usually a document that a man is typically only able to submit for viewing to another man. If being submitted to a female counterpart, said mansume may be edited to the extent of a CIA document concerning the JFK assassination.
Usually a document that a man is typically only able to submit for viewing to another man. If being submitted to a female counterpart, said mansume may be edited to the extent of a CIA document concerning the JFK assassination.
1. Timmy really wants to bone that woman soon.
2. Timmy will never get laid if she finds his mansume.
1. Yeah, thats one fine mansume Timmy has, it's gonna look better when she's on it.
2. Timmy will never get laid if she finds his mansume.
1. Yeah, thats one fine mansume Timmy has, it's gonna look better when she's on it.
by John Wesley February 10, 2008
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Get the maeshmolowa mug.someone who is caring and needs alot of time. Her destiny is to have 3 kids and adopt one.
she is so beautiful and could trick anybody into liking her
her destiny is to go leave in hawai and have 5 more kids at the age of 60 with a 20 year old guy.
she is so beautiful and could trick anybody into liking her
her destiny is to go leave in hawai and have 5 more kids at the age of 60 with a 20 year old guy.
by sheialsals April 17, 2009
Get the masuma mug.Malsumis the god of Chaos and Thorns as well as situational inconveniences. Repeatedly used as a recurring joke in Bleach abridged by Project Mouthwash on YouTube.
"Imagine that you have cheesecake at a party, and it is filled with bees, this is Malsumis. Now imagine a friend fills the cake with poison to kill the bees but now you have poison cheesecake, this is also Malsumis. So your friend fills the cheesecake with antidote to cure the cheesecake but it also cures some of the bees so now you have a cheesecake full of bees that may or may not sting you. That is Malsumis."
"Imagine that you have cheesecake at a party, and it is filled with bees, this is Malsumis. Now imagine a friend fills the cake with poison to kill the bees but now you have poison cheesecake, this is also Malsumis. So your friend fills the cheesecake with antidote to cure the cheesecake but it also cures some of the bees so now you have a cheesecake full of bees that may or may not sting you. That is Malsumis."
by MurderDuck November 7, 2022
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