mork 

from latin Morkus, meaning asshole or shmuck,
also adj. meaning extremely smart but lacking in social sense

youre such a mork!!!!

mork by mork February 28, 2005

mork 

hairstyle emulated by the extremely fashionable. consists of a bun on top of the head, the bigger the better.

said in low tones, a way of calling the attention of someone with said hairstyle, only those with the hairstyle can respond.

"Wow, you're mork looks amazing!"

"Moooooork?!"

mork by mooooooooork April 21, 2008

Mork 

to eat. to pig out. to be a fatass. eat excess amounts of food.

Ryan: i really wanna go mork on some mcds
Shannon: you definetly should go mork then

Mork by mantlegrl7 September 2, 2010

mork 

i was thinking that calling a girl a whales penis was a little wierd so i was like whats a whale vagina? and came up with the word mork, instead of dork.

"jessica your such a mork"
"well if im a dork than that makes you a mork"

mork by Hackmed September 21, 2005

Mork 

A variation of the shocker sexual act. In this instance, one places two fingers in the female's vagina and TWO fingers (as opposed to one) in the anus. From the TV character Mork from Ork (Played by Robin Williams) who would salute with the fingers placed in the Mork position.

Dude, she wanted me to give her the shocker, but instead I Morked her and said "NaNu NaNu".

Mork by Walter Paisley January 13, 2009

Mork 

A Mork- When a mark and tobe meet a young amy that hated us so they find an h along the road with a couple of lemon and limes beside it and becomes hhh brothers

Bro did you know that tobe was my Mork in 2017 bro? He was my good old pal i could trust and talk to

Mork by wtftobe May 11, 2018

Mork 

A continuous flapping of the tongue; both inside and outside one's mouth. The movement is properly achieved through strong inhalation and a looseness of tongue muscles, creating its flapping. Often used as a sudden, strange noise, it results in a reputation for "being weird", as well as momentarily terrified friends.

I decided to mork in my friend's face. They jumped with mortification.

Mork by Renee Rasmussen April 8, 2018