Evan Lysacek

Gold medallist in men's figure skating at the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics, even though he couldn't pull off the prestigious quad jump like silver medallist Evgeni Plushenko. If you see something radioactively orange coming your way, that's him. He's also known as orange bro and Evan Lysaboutlikingchicks.

Did you see Evan Lysacek at the Olympics?

Yeah man. His outfit featured sparkly snakes designed by his BFF Vera Wang. But he's totally into the chicks.

by nastialiukin March 16, 2010

L = Lysandre

A phrase used to describe Lysandre, a loser, at times they could be annoying as fuck and is used because they are a loser. (Depending on which Lysandre you have, they could be a furry.)

Person 1: ew lysandre is being sooooooo annoying

Lysandre: 🖕
Person 2: L = Lysandre

by narasis July 16, 2023

dirty lysander

A Dirty Lysander is the best kind of Lysander. Lysanders should be kept partially covered by dirt, dust or a similarly unclean substance at all times to best emulate their natural habitats.

Alternatively The Dirty Lysander is when you're told to look something up on urban dictionary as part of a joke but it's obscure and doesn't exist but so you decide to make it yourself.

I can't wait to get this pile of mulch home so my Dirty Lysander can roll around in it and then go on urban dictionary and make up definitions about his name.

by Foodforfaeries November 28, 2020

lysandro

A lysandro is a very fearless person. He is VERY sweet but sometimes can have a little bit of a temper. He usually has dark brown hair and is tall.

Have you seen someone fearless. Ya he looks like a lysandro

by Eliza kendle December 15, 2018

Evan Lysacek

Mens' Figure Skating World Champion 2009; Olympic gold medalist in Vancouver 2010. One of the most gorgeous people yet seen on planet earth and thus a model. He also reacted graciously to Yvegny Plushenko's complaints that he, rather than Lysacek, deserved the gold medal.

Girl 1: Would it be wierd if I brought a cardboard cutout of Evan Lysacek to prom?

Girl 2: Only because he's dating Nastia Liukin

or

Any person: That Evan Lysacek is an AMAZING Ice skater! He has inspired me through his hard work and drive to excellence!

Any other person: ohhh yes.

by SkatersHeaven February 25, 2010

Lysanne

Little blond chick

Hey there Lysanne!

by mynigguhh May 23, 2013

Lysandra

1. the prettiest girl ever. she is generally amazing. with massive boobs. tends to fall for guys easily. can fit whole rice cakes in her mouth. writes music. enjoys caressing salmon coloured buttons.
she chases windmills and loves hobits.

generally friends with people with personalities like a mel or brooke.

happy. loves life!

2. a movie that girls find stupid and males get stiffies on.

"omg! did you see that Lysandra on youtube?"

"lets make a Lysandra"

by BIllyBrownUncut92 October 20, 2008