Lelani

Lelani: is kick ass,
and is the reason why nobody can find Chuck Norris

Lelani brakes noses and throws pencils.
Why cant google find him?
he finds you my ass.

by spiderweb. January 22, 2011

Lalani-Frank Conjecture

The Lalani-Frank conjecture is an economic theory that states that the potential for charitable actions is directly correlated to the amount of sex had.

In the spirit of Lil Wayne:

"Pussy, Money, {Altruism}"

(Two fine, young, upstanding bros are drinking coffee in the office lounge on Monday morning)

Person 1: Yo bro, did you get it in this weekend?

Person 2: Yeah bro, and I feel that, as a direct result of the aforementioned intercourse, my marginal productivity has increased exponentially.

Person 1: What are you gonna do with all the extra funds coming your way?

Person 2: I'm going to help some structurally oppressed individuals, y'feel me?

Person 1: Damn, you're living that Lalani-Frank Conjecture.

by Dr. Balfour Rohan Oglethorpe October 9, 2011

Leylani

The most beautiful, talented, outstanding, brilliant and honest person you'll ever meet, leylani is Hella pretty perfect person and if u ever find yourself a leylani and she's leb... Keep her bc she'll make u happy no matter what, leylani is the type of person that will always make sure ur okay even when u didn't ask for help or assistance, she's just that caring for the ones she love and that is why leylani is the most attractive and lovable girl anyone can meet and I stand my word when I say that bc with honesty leylani is the type of person u can't get ur mind off she's just that bright and she stands out bc she has that light no one else has, that's why she's so unique

I was walking into school when I couldn't get my eyes off leylani shes perfect

by Lil fag boi666 March 8, 2019

Lilani

Of Greek origin meaning Heavenly flower; although she might as well be Pandora's box
however Lilanis merge a Heavenly aura charming every man in her path with a devilish gaze that triggers lustful sensations on us mortals.
A successful achieving person by day, usually leading a fruitful career... and a wild untamed party animal that defiantly breaks every rule in the way of her satisfaction by night.
Taming a Lilani is guaranteed lifetime of health wealth loyalty and an amazing sex life.
Lilanis tend to develop tight bonds with bigger sized men, often to believed descendants of Titans from Greek Mythology that she encounters along her travels globaly

dude, that calm chic at the bar was such a Lilani my back hurts!
*wedding vow* Will you take this woman to be your Lilani forever and ever?
Forget about it dude, she's a Lilani... you can't handle that...
lila

by 108andcounting August 19, 2013

Lalani

A term used to describe an old white person who is attracted to younger African Americans.

Dawg, that lalani was all over me. I told him I was gay and he left me alone.

Connie is the biggest lalani ever.

by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008

Leylanis

One of the most witty, beautiful, and reliable girls you’ll ever meet. She’s smart and when you need advice you can always count on her to enlighten you with her opinion. She may have moments when she overthinks the little things, or where she may be a little clingy, but it’s all with good intention. She has a really big heart which leads her to forgive a little to fast. If you ever get to meet a Leylanis, I suggest you never let her go.

Person #1: Damn, she’s valid.

Person #2: Oh, yeah, that’s Leylanis.

by Rosaax February 7, 2020

Lylan

He is chilled. Has a great style of dressing. He has his friends support. Loves soccer and coffee. He will always have that girl he will never forget

Lylan is so raid.

by Lylan October 5, 2017