crunchy lettuce

A reference to the best part of something. The part of a whole that stands out from the rest.

The crunchy lettuce really made that hamburger delicious.
That song was the crunchy lettuce of that album.
This formula is the crunchy lettuce of physics.

by AlexTheDefiner February 3, 2017

hippie lettuce

slang for pot, chronic, ganja, weed, the product, etc.

When we drove past the Phish concert, we caught a glimpse of about 12000 people in the parking lot burning the hippie lettuce.

by ricky roma November 18, 2003

Luptuous

1. Combination of voluptuous and luscious
2. Having a strong sex appeal or good sex karma
3. One who unbelievably becomes more and more lovely

1. That girl would look so luptuous in a backless dress!
2. My god did you see that girls luptuous tattoo?! Whatta fox
3. I've known her for years now and when I first met her I didnt think she could grow any more beautiful but each year I have to do a double take to take in the full extent of her luptuous air

by otac May 19, 2011

luttersh

You watch 𝕞𝕪 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕡𝕠𝕟𝕪
And you like 𝔽𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕙𝕪
probably cause your 𝓈𝒽𝓎

"hey luttersh"
Fluttershy: "you forgot 2 letters"
"i-"

by ツ by ꜰʟᴜᴛᴛᴇʀꜱʜʏ ʜᴇʀꜱᴇʟꜰ May 23, 2021

Marcus Luttrell

A fucking badass. A member of operation Redwing in which 4 U.S. Navy SEALs were told to go fuck shit up and kill a guy codenamed "Ben Sharmak". After the initial plan failed and they were spotted by Afghan civilians, Marcus and his buddies (Matthew Axelson, Michael Murphy, and Danny Dietz) decided to set up a perimeter and these four men killed hundreds of Taliban fighters before Danny, Axe, and Murph perished like badasses. Marcus was blown off a cliff and crawled an unbelievable distance to safety, in which he was taken into hospitality by a small Afghan village for a week until U.S. Army Rangers could rescue him. 32 terrorists were killed in the ensuing bombing. Marcus Luttrell wrote a book called "Lone Survivor" and everyone should read it.
The Soldiers of Operation Redwing were true ass kicking American heroes.

Marcus Luttrell just might be more badass than Chuck Norris.

by Kelborn July 31, 2010

lucifer's lettuce

a comical term for marijuana

bible thumpin dad: (smells weed from outside of sons locked door then knocks)
"johnny are you smoking that marijuana again?!"

johnny: "yes ho now fuck off."

bible thumpin dad: "sweet jesus THATS LUCIFER'S LETTUCE!!!"

johnny: "meh."
(coughs)

by big baby jesus. September 22, 2007

Wet lettuce

someone who is a wuss. cries a lot, really sensitive and just a pussy in general. Real emotional and never takes risks. Always quiet.

person1: omg Sarah was crying in the bathroom again
person2:god she's such a fucking wet lettuce

by sluttydickwad October 5, 2020