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Pizza Lunchable

Pizza Lunchable (PE•zah•LUNCH•uh•bl) Noun 1. A disgusting excuse for pizza. 2. What mothers give their schoolchildren for lunch. 3. Sadly, the best kind of Lunchable.
Adj 1. The best.
Use 1(n):
"Dude, that Little Caesars down the block sells Pizza Lunchables.
Use 2(n):
"Ugh, my mom packed me a Pizza Lunchable for lunch today."
Use 3(n):
"Hey! I just got a Pizza Lunchable! That's a gigantic step-up from the microwave burrito I got yesterday!"
Use 1(a):
"You ain't got nuttin' on me, I'm the Pizza Lunchable.
by The Pizza Lunchable January 26, 2017
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Lake County Lunchable

The act of filling a balloon with a hotdog and all the desired condiments. Once full, the balloon is set in a cooler ready for easy dispensing onto a plate. Tying off the end is optional, and only required if the LC Lunchable cooler is doubling as the beer cooler.
Daryl: Hank is having a BBQ at the Walmart this evening!
Dominic: I'll whoop up some Lake County Lunchables! Any requests?
by Maul Panafort April 12, 2021
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LUNCHABLE

A Noun which can be classified as able to be lunch
you're a lunchable Mike
by sADGZFHGHKJKLLL, November 5, 2022
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Tactical Lunchable

A tactical lunchable is a better way of saying MRE
Instead of saying "Bro toss me the MRE" say "Bro toss me the tactical lunchable."
by El Chapi April 21, 2020
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Lunchable

Code word for meeting up at lunch time for mutual oral sex
Are you lunchable today? Oh yes! I’m so fanging for it I’ve already removed my underwear. See you soon for “lunch”
by JJ-DJ May 3, 2025
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Lunchability

The action of being able to take your lunch.
Lunchability is taking your lunch, but just said in a fun way.
by anonymous October 23, 2023
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Lunchable

Used to describe a small penis.
Ted: Yo I gave her my lunchable last week
James: Dude wtf
by AZUBERANTOLO October 1, 2022
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