Lump

Someone who tries to make fun of another but ends up offending every single person in this world using baseless accusations.

"That guy tried to make fun of me but ended up being a lump.

by Noobyrex February 27, 2014

Lumping

When you too fat to jump so you end up only lumping.

i tried to jump on my man but ended up lumping on his legs

by Jenniegonewild January 14, 2017

Lump it

The term "lump it" means to not do something or forget about it. Lump it replaces the saying "fuck it." However, lumping it gives you the same satisfaction as if you did the task at hand, even if you didn't perform such an action. "Lump it" can be used as a noun, adjective and verb, such as; Lump it, Just lump it, lumping, lumped or simply lump. The use of the phrase will soon come naturally. I would explain the definition more but lump it.

Mike: "I have a paper due for class tomorrow."
James: "Just lump it bro."
Mike: "Good call man."

Zoie: "Wake up! You have class in 15 minutes!"
James: "Nah, I'm just gonna lump it."
Zoie: "James! Wake up!
James: "Baby, I said I'm lumping it."

Mike: "Imma be lumping it in my bed all day."
James: "Cool, watch me play Skate2."
Mike: "Alright, toss me a soda bro."

by GuitarSano April 23, 2011

Lump

Lump is a useless husband who doesn't have a job, doesn't pay bills, or doesn't do household chores.

When I got home today, Lump was playing videogames and hadn't fed the kids.

Lump didn't wash his shit-stained underwear and I'm not touching them.

by Evelle1 January 25, 2017

$lump

One of the fastest talking packers in the discord community hes the chosen one he thrashes the treeshes that stand in his way and puts them ina genjutsu of eternal violation he also low mics his opponents that are on pc with his mobile device making it worse for the enemies reputation he is the chosen one , the almight

Fans: IS THAT $LUMP YOOOO

Fans: $lump packs so fast.i dont know how he does it,he’s unhuman!

by $lump December 14, 2020

Lump

a large, useless girl that adds nothing to the conversation and is used for sex by an equally useless friend. see also: repugnantly pudgy

Hey, is Sean going to bring his lump over tonight? Doesn't he realize that girl is repugnantly pudgy?

by yo ma March 07, 2003

lumped

Getting dumped while in the middle of getting laid...

I started to dump her after dinner but she started rubbing my thigh, so instead I said it mid-coitus. I think it was her first time getting lumped...

by thehendrizzleshow June 04, 2015