Lump 

An acronym for "land under my penis" referring to one's own testicles.

boy: Would you like to feel my lump?
girl: eww, no way

Lump by GreatClips March 5, 2010

Lump 

A lump is a large bump caused in pants when a man/boy/transvestite gets a boner and tries to hide it. Hence forming a large lump that makes the zipper go all funny.

Oh my cock! Look at Harold's lump. I didn't know sex ed videos could do that.

Lump by Morgasm May 25, 2004

lump 

A game in which two extremely bored people toss a hat on to each others heads. One person sits on a lofted bed while the other sits in a chair or on a coffee table. Lump is achieved after one person manages to toss the hat onto the head of the other person. Origins go back to 2004 A.D. after Cool Kyle gave a lame definition of the word lump as a smell of two people in the process of making out.

Zach and Randy played lump after Cool Kyle gave a dumb example of the word.

lump by Randall November 22, 2004

Lump 

A word The jew crew ususes most of the time when playing halo 2. They call pple who jump around and are suspected of cheating, "lumps"

Omg U lump, I shot u like a billion times with the smg, and u still did'nt die.

Lump by Latino boy March 3, 2005

Lump 

A lump of hashish

Customer- when can i get that lump
Dealer- When I get my money

Lump by guwan October 21, 2008

Lump 

A word used to replace any word in any sentence.

"I lump you"
"Go lump yourself"
"That lady is lumpy"

Lump by metallicmagic1989 June 21, 2006

lump 

An unusually large or fat person; Someone with a little "junk in their trunk"; Someone who is lazy and socially rejected; A lethargic and fat person

Liam is such a lump! You don't even know! You don't even know!

lump by Maddidly May 14, 2008