LTP

Acronym for "Lot To Process."

Coined by internet celebrity Michael Buckley.

"She's blackmailing Serena and stealing her boyfriend. It's LTP."

by Nathan Lund May 22, 2008

LTP

LAY THE PIPE!


To have sex.

She's hot, I would love to LTP with her.

by Vishnu February 3, 2005

LTP (Long Term Pussy)

*Noun~Description associated with the relationship or commitment a male has placed himself in with a female. Can also describe a relationship of members of the same sex. Often associated with the disappearance or seldomly appearance of a "bro". Can be abbreviated or said in full depending upon the severity of the situation.

Mike hasn't hung out with his boy Josh in a long time. Mike must have gotten himself some LTP (Long Term Pussy).

by cobra20110 November 15, 2010

LTP

L-lil
T-tight

P-pussy

Guy: im going to fuck your LTP!
Girl: Ah ... AH AH AH YES YES YES!

by Oplodjivač June 27, 2018

LTP

lick this pussy

johnny: maybe you should suck my dick

carrie: maybe you should LTP
johnny: what does that mean ?

carrie: lick this pussy

by zara walker November 19, 2020

LTP

Looking to play, common missused by people who tink LTP means "learn to play" but "learn to play" is being shortend to L2P.
LTP is in same use for LFG "looking for group" commonly used in RPG/MMOs but when looking for indivuduals or not specifically a group

(LTP) H&G - im lvl14 geman Recon
(LTP) Minecraft with people who like FTB
(LTP) Red orchestra 2 with randoms using VOIP

by the murloc February 15, 2017

LTP

Look to press(LTP)

Jonny-Aye LTP nah
Ricky-What?Look To Play...
Jonny-No..Look To Press

by Lannii February 12, 2021