Zach Louch

N. - The most amazing person I have ever known. An unbelievably great friend, somebody who will always be there for you , no matter what harm may come upon him. A selfless individual, who always puts himself last, even when he knows he shouldn't. He is also a great woman seducer, and known to usually have the urge to have sex for 7 hours. Overall, he's the perfect person that you could ever have in your life. My best friend and I love him with all my heart.

N. - Wow.. I'm so jealous of them.. I wish I had a Zach Louch like they do.

N. - Dude, I totally have a Zach Louch. Pretty sick deal, bro.

N. - So I met Zach Louch today. Definitely changed my life.

by YokutoxSakura September 24, 2011

And louch

Another slang way to say etcetera except it is said by a third party. Popularized by Hip-Hop artists Jadakiss and Styles P in their freestyle over the song "Otis."

1) J: Who's going out with us tonight?

T: Oh you know Nuz, and Mougias, and Triscuit, and Greggy ....

J: And louch! Got it, let's go.

2) Styles P: Yeah Biggie the best, and then me

Jadakiss: And me

Styles P: And louch

by Fundamentals November 22, 2011

Lochte

The art of making a ridiculous story up to sound bad ass

Me: Bruh... That story doesn't even sound possible. Did you just go full Lochte? Never go full Lochte... Remember 2016 in Rio

by Juan_Flaco August 19, 2016

A Loch Lomand

the act of breaking up with your significant other in a ridiculously protracted manner

"You hear about Martin? He pulled a Loch Lomand on his girlfriend"
".....awkward"

by Tazzy_Devil88 April 28, 2015

mr. lorch

A mean teacher at mesa verde middle school and should be fired

Mr. Lorch made the new kid cry because the new kid got out of his chair

by Jorhenson33 August 1, 2017

Locher

lok-er (V): The act of continuous, unrelenting verbal pummeling passed down from superior to subordinate while in the presence of colleagues; often leaves a palpable unease within the proximate area and the subject to feel disoriented, mildly anxious and depleted of self-worth.

After handing in a presentation with a typo, Pedro received a harsh lochering from his manager.

by GFY Brain July 27, 2013

ryan lochte

What you call somebody when they are just "lying to kick it". Basically fabricating a story for no other reason but to sound "cool"

P1: Brian told me that last night he was in a high speed chase with the police...totally got away though!
P2: That fool was at my house last night, crying cause he broke up with his girlfriend
P1: What a Ryan Lochte!

by Mellow D August 18, 2016