Douche Logger

Someone who logs for douches. Similiar to a logger or lumber jack, only with douches.

To be a douche logger, one would float uncut douches down a river, till they get to a douche plant. That plant will cut the douches to appropriate sizes, and then ship them off to another plant in order to complete the douche process.

Fred: Your sister is a succubus.

Joe: At least she isn't like your dad, the douche logger.

by Razor7 June 11, 2006

LOLgerism

VERB
Similar to a spasm; a spasm of uncontrollable audible laughter, usually contageous to nearby dwellers. Ocassionally exhibits itself as a snort, or a loud sarcastic "HA".

Please note LOLgerisms were first observed by doctors in the 16th century, when LOLgerisms were punished by death, usually hanging (which, being an uncomfortable situation, would usually trigger frther LOLgerisms).
Also a fun word to say...LOLgerism...

I went to the funeral yesterday and LOLgerismed...I looked like a beetroot afterwards.

So how did you react when the boss fired you?
I LOLgerismed...

by TheEntertainer26 June 22, 2009

Frozen Logger

Freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Johnny was nervous when his partner slid in the frozen logger.

by Lagerhead June 9, 2017

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Probably the only meme that got old the very first day it was released. It refers to Tom Cruise's crazy Scientology video that got removed from YouTube with the text "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International"

random dude: Tom Cruse sure is crazy eh?
noob: This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
random dude: God damn, that meme got old yesterday

by Jason Brandt January 21, 2008

Lorber-out

Lorber-out v. To add to any fundamental musical composition, altering tones in ways as to strike instant comparisons to the contemporary jazz-pop pianist Jeff Lorber.

"Wow, Frank! Your new tune was alright, but that new bridge section is f**king LORBER(ED) OUT!!"

by Mr. Pirate May 24, 2004

Lodger

A piece of shit so large it won't flush away and takes residence in your toilet.

"Sorry, mate, I've done a massive lodger in your bog.'

by Superkid16 March 15, 2018

two logger

a shit where you had to drop two logs, one after the other; usually the result of having to snap a deuce

Get me the plunger! My two logger clogged the fucker up...AGAIN!

by Nebuchadnezzar June 28, 2004