Lonk Bonk

The sexiest and funniest person in all of the land. Lonk specialises in Mario Kart, and other popular franchises.

“Lonk Bonk is so hot!”

“Lonk Bonk is super hilarious and cool.”

by Lonk Bonk April 18, 2022

Lonks wang

a dirty hairy penis

"dude, u need to was your lonks wang! it smells bad." or "your such a lonks wang"

by nikinava94 July 22, 2008

Lonking

A psychic prediction followed by a tantrum by the psychic when the prediction comes true.

Pre Pokémon go legendary raid: " I'll get a shiny Virizion because it's useless and I have one already
Post Raid: "You see guys, Shiny Virizion and I hate it soooo much" !!!!
Anyone else at the raid: "He's Lonking"

by Lonk008 November 18, 2020

Lonking

using a remote control button to lock a vehicle and simultaneously honk the horn

My neighbors pollute the soundscape with their habitual lonking

by bagootie February 06, 2022

LONK

LINKS COUSIN FROM PENNSYLVANIA U IDOT! ( Hero of pennslyvania )

LONKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

by LoNk! April 08, 2021

Lonk

It's when a link is misused to direct someone to an unrelated page under the pretenses of providing the actual reference. I.e. what click farmers do.

I just clicked on a link and it ended up being a lonk. F this. Here's the real source. (Pasted link of the actual source).

by olol_ololov March 06, 2020

Lonk

Someone who you know feels the exact same way about you and wouldnt ever change up on you

amelia: you’re my lonk.
daisy: i know because youre my lonk too

by amelia reverie February 22, 2023