Longhouse

Longhouse: Longhouses were large houses where the people lived communally. It's associated with a pervasive atmosphere of social domination controlled by the old and sclerotic matriarchs who dominated and squashed any masculine spirit to overcome challenges and go beyond the normal state of things. It is at once a vision of a future which has returned to squalor, and of a society which deepens its social surveillance system specifically under the rule of screeching harridans (or ‘mammies’) with no sexual appeal.

Damn, my girlfriend longhoused me the other day for supporting Trump. Then that night, I told her I wanted to fuck and she consented. But after, she told me she consented to a full session of sex, and that me cumming early was technically rape. Feelsbadman

by Antigon_ee July 4, 2025

palmaris longus

The tendon in which might have been used for throwing spears, it is a weak flexor, and provides no substantial flexing force that would inhibit movement in the wrist if its tendon were cut and moved elsewhere. often used for replacing other tendons, there is evidence that humans are evolving to not have it

P1: yo, P2? where is your palmaris longus
P2: What?
P1: The thing on your wrist when you do hand butt cheeks
P2:oh, the doctor had to use it to replace another tendon

by Your father that left June 28, 2024

The Liberty Langoustine

A group of people from new york shove pounds of live langoustine up their rectum and they all take a trip to the statue of liberty to see who can go the longest. The only way to remove the langoustine is if someone else pulls them out with their teeth. This process results in the individual removing the langoustine to be covered in blood and feces.

Did you get the Norway Lobster? Lets go do The Liberty Langoustine!!!!!!!!!!!!!@

by newyorker51 December 29, 2023

duece-uh-lingous

This is the female version of a blumpkin. This occurs when a woman drops a duece while sitting on a toilet seat and a man or woman gives her slow tropical head.

I had to beg my boo to give me a duece-uh-lingous before dinner.

by Wise1KnowsAll March 28, 2024