Loomster

the one mutant french fry that's freakishly long in comparison to all the other fries in the bag

McDonalds has the worlds longest loomster

by Andrion November 1, 2003

Kile Loomis

a stack of kale

Creator of this word: All I want to do is associate Kile Loomis with kale.

by A Crate of Kids November 28, 2018

Piertotum Locomotor

One of the most satisfying and epic spells ever spoken in Harry Potter to activate Hogwart’s defense mechanism by calling forth massive stone knights and warriors to defend the castle.

When Professor McGonagall raised her wand high in the air, she spoke with great force “Piertotum Locomotor” and the knights fell like stone angels ready to defend the castle

by Do What You’re Afraid To Do December 11, 2020

naughty umpa loompa

a horny midget

I really knocked up that naughty umpa loompa that lives in the alley last night

by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

4 Loko Town

A beautiful state of mind that those who consume Four Lokos on a daily basis inhabit. Landmarks include - Blue Raspberry River, Orange Park, Fruit Punch Farm, the Watermelon Well, Bong Beach's Lemonade Stand, Cran-ma's House, Kro-Grape-O Grocery Store, and most importantly the Whooty Bridge. The streets are paved in 4 Loko cans, 4 Lokos grow from the trees in Orange Park, and during the occasional thunderstorm 4 Loko is rained down on the entire town instead of water. Accessible only by the PJ's bus service and to those in possession of at least 1 Four Loko, 4 Loko Town would definitely be described as "where it's at". Being extremely drunk more than 6 times a week, nightly projectile vomiting, and more than 1 unplanned pregnancy within the confines of 15 days are all signs that you might be a resident of 4 Loko Town. So call that PJ's, get those Lokos, and drink up and you'll soon be on your way to 4 LOKO TOWN!!!

"Hey man, what do you wanna do tonight?"

"Well, I've got a lot of homework but I was thinking about just going to 4 Loko Town instead. Wanna join?"

"Sounds fantastic let's order 20 Lokos right now!!"

by dontcallmynamedontcallmyname April 11, 2010

Emancipossum Locomotion

The Southern Yokel form of the name of the Emancipation Proclaimation, signed by President Lincoln in 1863. Often found being said south of the Mason-Dixon line. (The Southern U.S)

But officer, I'se free. Ain't you done heard about the Emancipossum Locomotion?

by kwadog April 1, 2009

troompa loompa

a small minded person with a brain the size of a walnut who listens to anything the president says. the are usually racist and homophobic along with many other things. they really need to pick a struggle.

person 1: trump 2020
person 2: okay troompa loompa❤️

by gaynextdoor July 16, 2020