lisbian

A lisbian is a lesbian from Lisbon Maine

My sister in laws new girlfriend in from Lisbon, I guess that makes her a lisbian…

by S. S. D. August 9, 2022

to pull a lisbon

To unalive yourself, catching other people (canonically - men) off guard when they find your dead body, possibly traumatizing them, so they're never able to forget about it, just like Lisbon sisters did in the movie "Virgin Suicides".

- I heard Jane tried to pull a lisbon on her boyfriend last night.

- It's true, he found her just in time to prevent it.

by manicpixiedream September 13, 2022

lisbon

Lisbon - A city whose native population are largely thieves. Readers Digest planted "dropped" wallets in 16 western cities, twelve in each city, each with $50, family photo and phone number of the "owner". They kept track of how many of the wallets were returned by the finders. Helsinki, Finland was most honest with 11 out of 12 returned. Lisbon was least honest with 1 out of 12 wallets returned. But it turns out, the single returned wallet was returned by tourists from Holland!

That town turned out to be a real Lisbon!

by Research Boy September 17, 2017

Lisbon

A crappy town in northern New Hampshire. It mainly consists of run-down apartment buildings and a factory where the mafia burns its debtors. There is a wire mill, but just give it time, it will be assimilated. Most men look like they've answered "Yes" on all drug tests and own at least a nation's worth of firearms. And almost every woman looks like they received plastic surgery from a head-on collision bus. And for the kids, one look and you'll instinctively reach for your pocket to make sure your wallet's still there. Alternatively, it can be used as an insult.

Example One: Hey, stay off this road; it brings you to Lisbon.

Example Two: Shut up, you Lisbon ass, boarding pass, passing gas piece of trash.

by Northeastern Pinko November 5, 2020

new lisbon

gangsta's paradise.

Person 1: Yo G', you from N-town?

Person 2: new lisbon shit is dope.

by ja;lksjdfaksd December 29, 2010

lilboat

lilboat is a kid who goes to jones middle school and he is in the 7th grade and he can get any girl that he can make smile or gigle he is probably the most atractive boy in school and if any girl gets to be his boyfriend they are lucky.

i love you lilboat

by ❤❤LILBOAT October 27, 2020

lisbon

a city in portugal where the streets are required by law to be covered in dog shit.

I stepped on some dog shit when strolling through Lisbon

by po caralho October 24, 2004