Linguinist Church

A religious counterpart to the newly formed pastafareinites(pastafareinism is not to be confused with Pastafarianism, even though they both worship the flying spaghetti monster) While pastafareinites are known for their moral indifference, linguinists are pure evil. Linguinists enjoy punching babies, kicking puppies, and playing wii fit. Linguinist are completly antisocial and only come out at night to steal linguine from Jewel Osco. They later use this for sacrificial rituals to the Great Linguine God. Linguinists also bathe in alfredo sauce.

Jack: Oh my god, who the hell is that freak????
Jill: Oh no. . . he's with the Linguinist Church!!! Quick hide the alfredo!

by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009

Linguini with Clam Sauce

When a girl gives you head after having been in her pussy.

I gave her the Linguini with clam sauce after fucking her.

by J31 March 3, 2014

linguini

A mispelling of "linguine" !!! Don't forget it!!!

The correct name of the typical Italian pasta is LINGUINE!

Linguini is WRONG!!!

(At restaurant): I'll have the linguine... (Do NOT say, I'll have linguini)

by Hypnotic.Illusion March 25, 2010

Lingoing

the verb version of lingo, when you use lingo

See pete over there his lingoing so hard using all those dank words

by MEMEMASTER420LOLKILLME May 22, 2018

lingling40hrs

"lingling40hrs" is created by violin meme channel twosetviolin where they challenge you to submit your memes in the subreddit.

"put your memes in the subreddit below , and ill watch submissions , in the next episode of LingLing40Hrs..."

by created by twosetviolin. April 17, 2019

Linguini de Legendos

An online game played by massive wood division noobs who ragequit whenever they see who is laning against them.
Dont download it. If you have it, uninstall. Wait, that is not possible. You are addicted too.

A: Wanna play some pasta today?
B: Some... what?
A: Some linguini de legendos?
B: Count me in!

by Average pasta connoisseur March 21, 2022

Lingyan

A Lingyan is typically a gay chinese man. He is often skinny and averages with the exact number of zero bitches. He likes rice because he can refer to it by the size of his penis. He is known to have a micropenis that he jerks off with two fingers. His sexual taste is always young girls or older men; he is a nonce. Nonce refers to in britain as a pedophile. Although this might all seem bad, he is a good and smart person.

Omg! He's with an older man! Thats gotta be a Lingyan!
He seems to have a micropenis, it doesn't even go out when he pulls his pants down! That's gotta be a Lingyan.

by JaylenWhite669 April 22, 2022