the linebacker

This is a slightly modified version of the Dirty Sanchez. It is performed after a male pulls his finger out of his partner's anal cavity and proceeds to apply the fecal matter below the bitch's eyes, thus making her resemble a linebacker. Best used in the daytime so the bitch can see when she's catching some balls to the face.

yo dawg I was hitting your sister last night and whipped my finger out and gave her the linebacker.

by Zac and Joe January 24, 2009

linebacker

something that is surprisingly large; can also refer to something that is annoying- a derogatory term.

"Woah that baby is a linebacker"

by wom6 February 7, 2010

linebacker

when you're getting your girl from behind you ram two fingers up her poop chute, smear them under her eyes so she looks like a football player, then you tackle her as quickly as you can before she runs away.

I gave my girl a linebacker when she told me she didn't like the Chicago Bears.

by gravyfoot August 8, 2006

linebacker

some people have headgear. Fran could play linebacker for the raiders.

Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.

by Zizzy September 25, 2003

linebacker

a street term for a pound of drugs. (LB)

Yo Im bout to go pick up this linebacker

by MotownYtown January 31, 2008

linebacka

an crazy psychopathic girl

linebacka has made that boy one crazy mofo

by Dan Dan Revolution December 15, 2003

Linebacking

The act of being a dick and following an ambulance/fire truck to see everyone that had to pull over rage and envy your great power. It is illegal, but to hell with that! It takes you to your destination quicker without any of the idiot drivers interfering!

(1) Me = *pulls over and waits for the ambulance to pass*
Ambulance = *passes*
Me = *linebacks ambulance and passes everyone*

(2) Guy 1 - Man I'm so late!
Guy 2 - Dude, you should try linebacking that ambulance over there.
Guy 1 - *linebacks ambulance* hell yeah! F00TBALL!!!

by Mar Muffin August 22, 2011