limpdick

noun- someone who is going through a hardtime, or is just pissed off.
syn- butthurt

Jon (walks up with a sad face)
Mitch- yo jonny why you all limpdick rite now?
Jon- ahh man i just found out my women cheated on my ass

by Dreesey January 15, 2007

limpdickitis

Erectile dysfunction

A lying but kind girlfriend tell her impotent boyfriend, "It's ok, baby, limpdickitis happens to lots of guys."

by Urban Samurai December 21, 2008

limpdickfagfucker

A term used to describe a male with a limp dick who fucks fags, it has often been shouted randomly by people suffering from tourette's

Dude: "Hey there Amanda"
Amanda: "fffuck... tiiitts.... LIMPDICKFAGFUCKER!!!!"
Dude: "What!! who told you that.. it was Ashley wasn't it..shes a liar...................."

by Alejandro69 August 4, 2007

liePod

A small, square mp3 player that is a brand other than apple, such as a sansa. Most liePod carriers tend to get offended when you tell them that their mp3 player is in fact, not an iPod.

John - Hey dude, check out my new iPod. It cost $150

Josh - Dude, that's a sansa. You paid $150 bucks for a liePod.

John - At least it works. A**hole.

by JayBayBayy March 13, 2009

limepod

An ipod with all limewire music on it.

Jim: hey joe how come the artist to this song is limewire

Joe: its a limepod do you really think I buy from itunes

by friendlyleprachaun May 4, 2010

limpada

A young girl usually of hispanic heritage that links with their mother to purchase food at a grocery store.

I noticed how she was always with her mother when she shops here. She must be a Limpada.

by ManofOwnPeace October 19, 2020

Limpo

A dick so tenderly soft that even the sexiest of African women can’t wake it up. legend says if you see a man named Pedro in a sombrero a tender kiss on your little ones will wake up the limpo to make your penis forever large and grow 3 inches

Bryce has a limpo and nomatter how much jade tries she can’t wake it up

by Daddy Langer May 9, 2020