Limp Scunt Bisicut

the combo of a retard, skank and cunt. AKA this one chick i know.

Guy 1 That dirty bitch fucked up that guys life.

Guy 2 Shes such a "Limp Scunt Bisicut".

by Noodlez4dayz December 12, 2011

limp shot

masturbating/fucking so fast that you ejaculate before you get hard

That chick last night was so hot i did a limp shot

by Ay G March 1, 2017

Limp Shrimp

A phrase inspired by the legend of Chris Labonty, the man who single‑handedly turned erectile dysfunction into an art form, and whose equipment was rumored to be smaller than a cocktail shrimp on diet mode. A limp shrimp is any dude whose confidence could fill a stadium but whose performance couldn’t inflate a balloon.

Known to strike when you least expect it, usually right after big talk, tequila shots, or a Bluetooth speaker playing 90s R&B.

“Bro flexed like a player all night, but when it came down to business? Straight Chris Labonty limp shrimp moment.”

by I_Get_Pr0ns March 19, 2026

Limp Shrimp

(noun; tragic phenomenon)

A legendary condition describing the unfortunate combo of erectile dysfunction and having a small penis. The limp shrimp is the guy who talks big, struts bigger, and still ends up auditioning for a seafood commercial instead of a love scene.

Scientists call it “vascular underperformance.” Urban Dictionary calls it a warning label.

“She hyped him up like he was bringing Big Dick Energy, but when the pants dropped, it was freezer‑burnt limp shrimp time.”

by I_Get_Pr0ns March 19, 2026

Limp Dick Syndrome

Limp Dick Syndrome (LDS) occurs when a man's penis cannot become engorged with blood, or achieve what is known in America as a "hard on."

LDS is very serious disease which "happens to a lot of guys."

"It's OK, honey, it's just LDS."

"Limp Dick Syndrome. Not a problem since I found Cialis."

by wordsforlife1 August 17, 2011

limp dick syndrome

Not having the ability to either erect or utilise ones penis to penetrate the accompanying private parts of the opposite sex.

John: "Dude did Jimmy hit that fine ass broad last night?"
James: "No dude, he's Jimmys got that limp dick syndrome"

by Tony Titan March 18, 2014

limp dick sock

When your dick gets hard and you put on a condom, then your dick goes soft for no reason, but the condom is hanging off the head of your junk.

I was putting a rubber on, then when i layed down on her bed I got a limp dick sock!

by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011