LILF

Acronym for "lukiolainen I'd like to fuck".

Used in Finnish upper secondary schools do describe a hot female student.

"Lukiolainen" means sixth former in Finnish.
"Wow, what a LILF!"
"I would surely love to date that LILF!"
"Did you hear that Maria was voted the LILF of the year?"
by L I L F December 18, 2009
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Commonly used by university students who've dropped their standards and have a fetish for tweed jackets. Should not be confused with the Teacher antonym.
Mez: 'OMG what a LILF was he?!'
S: 'you're desperate.'
by Stan40101 February 07, 2011
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You see that 16 year old girl over there? She's a total LILF!
by LarsHorn June 05, 2007
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Although Debbie appeared to be aging, I wasn't sure if she had grandkids or not. I referred to her as LILF at a funeral, and she slept with me for making her feel young again. Have class and get old ass
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An acronym used to describe a "little-kid i'd like to fuck." This refers to any person who is admittedly attractive, but is sadly younger than the person who finds them good looking. It's not used in a pervy way, but in a complimentary way. It's a way of saying that somebody is cute, and if you were younger or they were older, you guys would be a banging couple. Sadly, the age difference makes this impossible, at least until the LILF turns 18.

LILF can also be used when a person is older than 18 however. Examples of this include Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. You could say that he is her LILF, since he is much younger than her.
Jim : "Hey, that girl's attractive!"
Bob : "Yes, she is. She's only a freshman though and we're seniors."
Jim : "Ohh. I guess she's a LILF then."

Dan : "Hey, Sarah. I want you."
Sarah : "Thanks, Dan. I'm flattered, but you're to young for me."
Dan : "Oh no! Am I ugly?"
Sarah : "No! You're a total LILF. If I was 5 years younger, I'd be all over you."

Mother : "My son is such a LILF he gets free ice-cream from the ice-cream truck! "
by xLILFxLOVERx February 18, 2010
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Brian Molko, the androgynous male singer of Placebo, is a total lilf.
by lockedherselfout April 07, 2021
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"Dude, that poli sci professor is a total LILF"
by David McL October 28, 2008
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