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cigarette bitch

One who bums cigarettes instead of buying their own.
John: Hey man, can I bum a smoke?
Peter: You gonna give me a blowjob for it?
You cigarette bitch!
by Bominog December 17, 2004
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lirette

The shavings left over from trimming one's pubic hair.
"I was going to get a shower but my housemate left a thick layer of lirette in the bathtub."
by observer nine June 4, 2009
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Laramie Cigarettes

A fictional cigarette company found in the Simpsons. It is often used to satirize cigarette advertisements in the media.
"God bless mommy, and daddy, and Laramie Cigarettes."

"Because we aren't allowed to advertise on television (takes a smoke)...ah, that sweet Carolina smoke...."

"I'm as happy as a smoker taking that first puff in the morning!"
by ClassicRockSovereign October 22, 2009
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cigarette daydream

A daydream that last the length of time it takes to smoke a cigarette.
I had a cigarette daydream I left this town behind.
by iampandora May 14, 2015
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cigarette soup

cigarette soup is the voluntarily unknown consumption of a canned beer or soda that has previously been used as an ashtray or a spittoon for chewing tobacco. This is most likely to occur during keg parties, like minded social gatherings, and occasionally from mischievous pranksters.
While Derek was half dazed from puking in the toilet, he asked Brandon for an opened can of soda to drink. Brandon didn’t realize that he had given Derek a can of cigarette soup, until he yelled, “What the fuck?!”, before vomiting even more than ever.
by yyuryyubicuryy4me June 17, 2018
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british cigarette

Slang term for fag or faggot. Specifically used on Facebook and other forms of social networking to avoid getting a post removed.
Bobby, stop being a British cigarette.
by TheBEAVR December 18, 2017
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Mr. Lirette

A 8th grade middle school teacher that teaches Louisiana history. He is very good with the ladies and he is thicc af boiii. He really likes marvel and will probably write you a referral if you spoil endgame in his class. His forehead is bigger than your future because he is so smart.
All hail Mr. Lirette
All hail the Liretty spaghetti
by Nathan Polk May 7, 2019
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