pimp leash

a leash that a pimp puts on his ho.

"ho! imma get you a pimp leash cause your always runnin away to work that otha pimp, alabaster jones."

by sweet1xxoo November 13, 2007

electronic leash

(n) See cell phone or pager.

Dude, your bitch keeps calling you! That cell phone is nothing but an electronic leash!

by keyshaw July 9, 2004

leash pirouette

The dance-like, once-around maneuver that is sometimes required when walking the dog, in order to keep the leash untangled and in the same hand.

I was out walking Miller this morning and every time he saw a squirrel I had to do a leash pirouette in order to keep from tripping over him.

by lefsehead June 10, 2009

Tree Leash

A noose that hangs from tree.

Guys I made a tree leash so I can end my suffering!!!

by A-D0G June 24, 2020

Freak on a Leash

A song by Korn that made them very famous.

The video is excellent and one of the best videos of 1999!

Freak on a Leash was at Korn's high point. After Woodstock 99 it all pretty much went downhill.

by Bloody Cape January 3, 2005

Anal Leash

People that mistakenly assume that doggy style means anal sex, because they always have butt sex on the brain for some reason, as if "leashed" to the idea in the same way a dog is leashed to a tree.

-Me and Jill did it doggy style in your van a few minutes ago.

-What?! Now my van is going to smell like butt fluid for days! That vile stench will seep into my upholstery. That'll really up the resale value, shithead. What were you thinking??

-I didn't have buttsex, you Anal Leash. Besides, I think you're describing a Pittsburgh Pipecleaner. I have more class than that.

-I don't.

by Barnaby J. August 6, 2008

Couldn't lead a dog on a leash

Total inability to act as commander, director, or guide; Complete failure to show the way to by going in advance

Jacques Chirac a good leader? He couldn't lead a dog on a leash.

by Eugene Pleymaker September 29, 2003