lettuce

A word used to describe a person with no redeeming qualities. Comes from the fact that lettuce has no nutritional value.

Similar to "brings nothing to the table"

John isn't coming out tonight.

That kid is lettuce!

by the bottom April 12, 2008

lettuce

a substance that squirts from a tube like a caulk gun, such as sealer, glue, or, of course, caulk.

put a squirt of lettuce on that drawer to keep it stuck together

by ubernostrum June 16, 2004

Lettuce

the flow.

Check out that bro's lettuce, mad flowsauce, bro.

by LIBR0 April 22, 2009

Lettuce

Money, cash, scrilla, chedda, Benjamins, hunnids, paper, stacks, dinero, etc

I need more lettuce so I can buy some lettuce at the farmers market.

by Potus February 18, 2014

lettuced

when one smokes the jazz cabbage aka marijuana.
The act of being high as fuck. boiii

I'm so lettuced right now.
me to bro feels like a Caesar salad up in dis shit.

by eqwra\fstgzhd May 10, 2017

Lettuce

Lettuce is another word for a (vagina) in the airport origin.

For example - you toss a girls salad or lettuce.

by Munch-Og_AP March 09, 2005

lettucing

1. being fresh
2. eating healthy

1. Trey was lettucing at the mall the other day, coolness deserves his definiton.
2. Damali ate at subway yesterday, she was really lettucing.

by Terry Gould January 12, 2009