Leaky Clam Shuffle

When you cum in your girl and she has to squeeze her legs together and shuffle to the bathroom quickly so she won't leak everywhere.

My roommate just had sex and I saw her run out of her room doing the Leaky Clam Shuffle to the bathroom.

by Zemanator June 17, 2016

Fuck Lerk

A Fuck Ferk is considered someone from the streets in the San Diego region who has nowhere to go and just scabs off people, no job, no life, no friends (free loader) etc.

1. Hey light up that joint bro, oh wait here comes that Fuck Lerk never mind.

2. Man I was at this party the other night and we got all faded and John got drunk did all my drugs and then had nowhere to drop him off at! what a Fuck Lerk move he pulled.

3. Look at that blind Fuck Lerk Panhandling on the freeway, he ain't getting my dollar

by chicle364ent April 18, 2013

Leroy Hoarding

When you're fishing and some asshole creeps right in tight on your spot.

We got a whole damn lake and this fucker has to come Leroy Hoarding in on us! WTF.

by Biggameballs June 15, 2019

Leaky Cauldron

1) When a man urinates with an erection inside of a woman's vagina.

2) When a man urinates inside of a woman with a condom on, pulls out, ties off the condom and slaps the shit out of his bitch with the piss-filled condom.

3) A wizard bar in Harry Potter. No piss involved.

Doug: Yo, why is your biznitch so pissed off at you?

Jordan: That's ironic. She's pissed because I gave her a leaky cauldron and my piss got all over her.

Doug: Isn't that in Harry Potter?

Jordan: You're such a fucking virgin. (explains alternate meaning of leaky cauldron)

Doug: *High Five*

by jtizzle94 December 2, 2009

Lurky Herpe

This is a Herpe on a person's mouth that won't go a way. This "sore" subject always seems to lead back to just a "cold sore", but after about 2 weeks, this holy mole of VD's and a coworkers denial, has you slipping your prescription of Valtrex in their coffee every morning.

I swear, if the Deli Manger doesn't get rid of that Lurky Herpe on her lip, I'm going to put in for a transfer to produce...

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 5, 2016

The Leaky Air Conditioner

A sexual term used when a man stands over a women, and lets his ball sweat drip on the womens (or mans) Face.

I gave her The Leaky Air Conditioner on a hot summers eve

by The Middle & The Bear September 6, 2007

Leaky Basement

The act of urinating inside of ones rectum causing it to leak both fecal matter and urine.

WARNING: Stains Sheets

I told that bitch Trina that if she doesn't do my laundry, i'll give her a leaky basement and mess up her plumbing.

by J W Olson December 26, 2009