Lestraded

When people think Apple is going to Sherlock an app but doesn't.

Everyone thought Apple was going to replace 1Password with their Passbook app, but it turned out to not be a password manager. Apple Lestraded them.

by Apple Picker December 12, 2012

Loptarded

An amalgamation of the words "lopsided" and "retarded". This describes a thing that is so completely out of place or alignment that it screws up the entire picture. Usually contributed to laziness.

You're going to have to redo your website, because your margins are all loptarded in Firefox.

by I Like Bread May 15, 2006

leotard

a retard who wears only leopard skins.

you ever watch tarzan, what a leotard.

by rayza_069 March 21, 2010

Leotard

A retarded dude named Leo.

Leo, take off the football helmet, put your pants back on, stop trying to hump the throw pillows, and quit acting like a Leotard.

by Leo's Friend March 16, 2005

Leftarded

Used by a right handed person who has no ability to use their left hand for anything other than balance.

Q: Hey, how did you spill coffee on your pants?

A: I tried answering my cell phone while holding my coffee mug, but im so Leftarded that I ended up spilling on myself.

by Jax75 June 4, 2007

Leotard

A guy, usually named Lee, Leo. etc, that gets so sloppy drunk, he’ll walk right up to you at the bar and take a swig from your drink. He gets beer goggles for himself, thinks he’s hot shit all the sudden. Sometimes, when passed out, or not, the boys can get a tutu on the tard. Watch out ladies, he’s had every ho in town. Pretty sure he’s got the herp.

Oh great guys, Leotard walked in, watch your drinks. Dude, no worries, I have the tutu in my ride.

by Msjames44 February 3, 2019

leotardo

Verb: To be shot in the head beside an American-made car and then have said car run over your head. Made famous by Phil Leotardo's death on The Sopranos.

Phil Leotardo got killed in the most memorable way in the series finale.

by bigtones August 24, 2007