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Lentils

A young scene kid or emo kid that's new in town.
Or younger/new generation that only just started being in the city everyday and try to dress up as scene kids but fail really badly.
Ed "What's those noise outside of maccas?"
Scott "It's those goddam lentils hanging around!"
Ed "But isn't lentils... beans?"
Scott "No they're annoying little scene kids"
by krugz October 1, 2009
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Lentic Catachresis

Usage of a word that's related to standing waters in an incorrect way. Often meant as a pun.
Bob: Why is Andy wearing a captains hat, did he join the Hubologists?
Tom: Nah, It's just a lentic catachresis. The name of his crew rhymes with sea-facts.
by Zirteq January 17, 2022
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Lintik

The word "Lintik" is a Filipino word that means lightning, expressing anger, if it's raining, or your mom calling you a lintik.

Sometimes the word "Lintik" can be used to alert you're neighbors that it's about to rain. Like for example: "Lumilintik na!" meaning "It's raining!"
Example:
The mom: Lintik ka! Wala ka pang 100 sa grades mo! Malilintikan ka sakin nyan! (You idiot! You didn't pass 100 in you're grades! You'll get a beating from me!)
The child: Sorry mom. I promise I will study!
The mom: English english ka pa jan! Next time mag basa ka at walang video games na yan ha?! (You're speaking english english like that! Next time, you read and there are no video games, all right ?!)
The child: Ok mom. I'll read. *Cries inside*.

Another Example:
Sally: Lumilintik na! HAYYYYY nako! (It's raining! HAYYYYY nako!)
Everyone: *Comes outside to pick up their laundry*

Another nother example:
Guy: Ay lintik! Nakalimutan ko wallet ko! Haysss nako. (Oh my god! I forgot my wallet! Haysss oh dear!)
by Alexandar Navlenskii February 14, 2022
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skid lentil

The result of poor bum wiping which at the end of the day has accumulated a small clump of poo which looks like a lentil.
Oh dear, there's a skid lentil
by Zanga7 March 30, 2017
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Noah Lentin

by Lentino_ January 3, 2021
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Lentilist

Lentilist is a derogatory term for anyone with anti-car, anti-progress, anti-capitalist views. It particularly applies to filthy, scummy layabouts who spend their time protesting outside power stations instead of getting a fucking job, or middle-class socialist wankers with a guilt complex.

The term is derived from the assumption that people of this kind would rather eat lentils than a big juicy steak.

Also see: sandalist, yoghut weaver
Jane: "Oh, you shoud cycle to work, it's soooo much better for the environment"
Bob: "Fuck off you lentilist"
by Witchfinder March 21, 2007
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Lenting

The act of giving of up something, especially meat, for the period of lent.
I am lenting this week, so no meat for me.
by Christopher Busch January 12, 2009
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