Backpack Learner

A student who attends the beginning of class, but regularly takes off to "the bathroom" for ten-twenty minutes at a time, as if the backpack is going to do all the learning for him/her.

I always email my instructor at the last second to ask the most basic question because I'm a clueless backpack learner.

by barefootgirl March 7, 2011

keen learner

Phrase used by nerds to make themselves feel better about being nerds.

Laura: I love chemistry lessons.
Daisy: You nerd!
Laura *defensively*: I'm not a nerd, I'm just a keen learner!

by NH3 February 10, 2008

Slow Learner

When you cum in a book, then close the book. You then give the book to a girl and have her open to the page you jizzed on. Then when she looks at the page, you slam the book in her face.

Why the fuck did you give me a slow learner?

by HowlandNotTooCool October 5, 2009

learner

1. A particular word used by President Bush to describe students.

The learners of America are quite intelligent.

by chaosmuse March 21, 2004

learner's block

Inability to learn something, particularly due to psychological pressure. Often takes an existential threat to break.

From the first book of Harry Potter, and associated movie, comes this famous example:
Ron Weasley had a learner's block on Wingardium Leviosa, only broken during the toilet scene - he lifted the troll's club and KO'd the ugly thing.

by krazzyfяeak November 26, 2016

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visual learner

A visual learner, also known as a retard, is someone who struggles to learn using any sort of stimulus that isn't directly in front of them, being presented in an easy to learn fashion.

Visual learners tend to not know how to read, write, do basic maths or socialise with the rest of society.

Barry your a retard
No, bro, I'm a visual learner

by xxxjimmyxxx01 March 23, 2017