Jack Layton's Moustache

The most prominent and revered member of Canadian politics, and the brains behind the NDP (New Democratic Party) of Canada.

"Jack Layton's Moustache is the only politician in Canada that is actually qualified to be the Prime Minister"

by C-Bat August 20, 2011

Layson

Layson goes out with syra, and loves her forever.

Layson loves syra

by Viiiiiiiiiii June 13, 2018

layonna

Layonna is beautiful and a lot of people think she's fake because she speaks truth. She also keeps up alot of drama but soon her life will be in order

"That girl layonna always in some shit"

by Pyt.niya June 18, 2018

lazone

A straight up twixer from chi-town. One who is known to be lazy. One who looks mighty hunky in a beanie, and enjoys such hobbies as throwing up in one's mouth. Very well known for his willy, and their 3 companions, also known as, Paul Wall, Nelly, and Jermaine Dupri. One who enjoys legandary artists such as Bob Dylan, Eric Clapton, and the very famous Jimi Hendrix who also enjoyed such hobbies as throwing up in one's mouth, resulting in his death. If there is anything more to be learned, just im him at Lazone36. He'll be happy to talk to you.

Me: Lazone, how come you never visit me?
Lazone: Because I am afraid you might strike me with jealousy

by Tater_Tizzle May 26, 2006

Layton

A man with a enormous penis

Every girls sexual fantasy

Every girl wants his enormous inside of them

I wish I was Layton

I wish my penis was as big as his

by Reece212121 June 23, 2016

Dirty Layton

The Canadian equivalent of the Dirty Sanchez.

Named after the famously 70's porn-starish moustache of New Democratic Party (NDP) leader Jack Layton.

Since Canadians are stereotypically polite, the explicit definition is left under the Dirty Sanchez header. The definition of a Dirty Layton is broad enough to also incorporate the Dirty Sanchez's first cousin, the Dirty Rodruigez.

Also used as a metaphor for any particularly distasteful or grossly disrespectful act.

- Hey hoser, I don't know what you're talkin' aboot, I didn't give you the Dirty Layton. I cleaned up with that oily rag over there. (literal)

- Man, don't spill s*&t in my car then shrug like it's not your problem, that's just a Dirty Layton move... (metaphor)

- Some people also consider the scandals that Jean Chretien left for Paul Martin to deal with as a HUGE Dirty Layton.

- For American readers, the deficits Bush left for Obama to clean up... also a HUGE Dirty Layton

by Mr_Furious April 5, 2009

laydon

Smart, definitely been in this world before born. Loves attention! Beautiful human being. Very nurturing and loving. Spontaneous and sensitive. Just wants love and to give love. Biggest heart ever.

Laydon will make your world a better place.

by Bchmami June 6, 2021