gaytheist

A person who subscribes to the belief that all gay people are actually faking their homosexuality to get attention and that actual homosexuality doesn't exist.

Person 1: "Hey man, why don't you ask out that chick?"
Person 2: "Because I'm gay."
Person 1: "I'm a gaytheist. I don't believe homosexuality exists."
Person 2: "You're wrong. I'm gay."
Person 1: Are you?

by Memorandis May 3, 2011

gaytheist

A gay person who converts to Atheism so they don't go to hell for being gay.

Person 1: Hey, that guy never goes to church anymore...

Person 2: Yeah, he's gay. After he came out of the closet he became a Gaytheist just so the didn't go to hell
Person 1: What a fag!
Person 2: Yeah

by lotfxfga July 14, 2009

Gaytheist

Pretty self explanatory: a gay atheist.

Person 1: I’m a bisexual Christian.
Person 2: I’m a Jewish lesbian.
Person 3: I’m a straight agnostic.
Person 4: I’m a gaytheist.

by nutella137 January 25, 2021

gaytheist

One who does not believe homosexuality is genetic but rather a lifestyle choice.

Lady Gaga says we're all "born this way," much to the distress of the gaytheists.

It's not so much that Randy is a homophobe but I think he is rather gaytheist.

by Chris Callous October 6, 2011

Laytheism

A peculiar kind of belief that claims to believe in One God but rejects Him and His messages in many spheres in the name of individual freedom of thought.

Mufti Abu Layth is the father of Laytheism.

by wurusai January 11, 2021

lateista

She is the most caring girl but if you make her mad she will turn into someone you don't want her to turn into but other than that she lovin' caring beautiful and very much creative

Heyy this is lateista how you pronounce it is La-Tei-Sta.

by anonymous November 22, 2023

Aytheist

An aytheist is someone who clearly does not give a fuck.

I'm an Aytheist I don't care if you believe in god or not.

by Aytheistoff May 4, 2024