Another term for Lasange and lasanga , however, lasanya is a better term so everyone should use lasanya Cos it sounds cleverer
by Lojitha123 May 30, 2018
Get the Lasanya mug.When you’ve just finished sex and she rolls on her side and spreads herself by lifting her ass cheek to show her pussy and it looks like a Sticky Lasagne
by Digits Malloy January 13, 2021
Get the Sticky Lasagne mug.When one enters a public toilet to discover the previous occupant has decided it’s time for some Italian cuisine.
One must recognise when a poo has been left in a toilet, the next logical step is to create a porcelain lasagne.
Recipe:
Meat - Poo
Cheese - Smegma
Béchamel Sauce - Semen
Pasta Sheets - Bog roll
Prep time - User discrepancy
Serves - 4-6
Preheat your oven to 180° C
Reverse Kangaroo - recommended
One must recognise when a poo has been left in a toilet, the next logical step is to create a porcelain lasagne.
Recipe:
Meat - Poo
Cheese - Smegma
Béchamel Sauce - Semen
Pasta Sheets - Bog roll
Prep time - User discrepancy
Serves - 4-6
Preheat your oven to 180° C
Reverse Kangaroo - recommended
Holy fuck, someone has started a porcelain lasagne in this toilet, see you soon boys, it’s time for the cheese layer.
by facelymilkington September 15, 2021
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by EmiYuckfu August 8, 2008
Get the Crotch Lasagne mug.A kind and genuine person, ready to help at all times. She’s a cutie and a lovely best friend. Nonetheless, she’s the type of person to fall in love with a guy whose name starts with a ‘j’.
by Dictionary900 January 23, 2021
Get the Layane mug.Light Amplification by Stimulated Nocturnal Emission Radiation. This phenomenon occurs when a dude has a wet dream so intense that a laser beam shoots out of his penis.
"Dude, bro....last night I had a LASNER. It shot straight through my tightey whiteys up into the ceiling. The upstairs neighbors called the cops and now I gotta pay for the damages. Shit's fucked cuz I was dreaming about YOUR MOM! You owe me a beer!"
by Chip N Crisp January 12, 2013
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She is also smart but dosent like to show it. Shes also probably depressed and is a carrier of anxiety.
She is also smart but dosent like to show it. Shes also probably depressed and is a carrier of anxiety.
by Laz is savage April 17, 2020
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