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Alexi Laiho

An extremely underrated and very talented guitarist/lead singer. He is the (very sexy!!!) frontman for the Finnish metal band Children of Bodom. Alexi "Wildchild" Laiho composes most of the band's lyrics and music, and obviously, does a great job of it too. Alexi is a great axman and his guitar solos are challenging and just awesome to listen to. He could easily be the next Zakk Wylde.
"Establish world peace, kill everyone!"
-New sticker on Alexi's guitar


"Drink beer and don't give a flying fuck!!"
-Basically, his philosophy on life
by triplecorpsehammerblow December 1, 2004
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adj. word used to describe something so funny that a cuss word must be inserted to show the extent of the hilarity
Larry the Cable Guy is so hil-fucking-larious
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A male (usually a graphic design teacher) that at times can be a joy to deal with and at other times be the most stubborn and annoying human in exstitance. He is the type of guy to like you one second and the other second absolutly hate your soul.
Hey Man did you hear about Juan Pablo Larios

No what did he do

He just failed me on my assignment because he was pissed off today

Damn that sucks
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Alexi Laiho

The world's greatest metal god from the kickass metal band Children of Bodom. He's hott, too.
Look at Alexi, and listen to his awesome guitar riffs!
by child of bodom May 23, 2004
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An erection begotten after viewing a fat woman (or man).
Dude, I got a lardon at the Weight Watchers meeting this morning.
by the real zack c August 25, 2006
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Commonly an insult describing an extremely fat person who cannot wield their habit of overeating.
The lardo satiated his gluttonous cravings by ravenously chomping down on a pack of doughnuts.
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Alexi Laiho

Hottest metal musician in the universe. Performing vocals and guitar in 'Children of Bodom', Alexi screams and howls his mysterious lyrics into the night. Wears eyeliner and plays killer riffs. Hot stuff.
'Children of Bodom' 'Cute' 'sexy' 'messiah'
by metal goddess March 3, 2005
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