Laptedooma

I’m buzzed, in the Zododian language.

Usually referring to a marijuana high, yet also appropriate for any intoxicant.

We all smoked a bong. Laptedooma!

by The Planet Zod December 19, 2020

chick lapse

doing something irreparably stupid as a result of a temporary lapse in reason caused by a hot chick.

(not to be confused with chicks' laps, which are significantly cooler)

Dude Uno: Hey so are you and Matt on speaking terms now?

Dude Dos: Na, i fucked up our relationship by going after his girl
Stacey.

Dude Uno : Man, you had yourself a major chick lapse.

by batt men December 24, 2008

I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology to say when you’re not actually sorry.

“I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement”
- Jake Paul

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

Lipsed

to kiss someone of the opposite sex but usually said about a girl

"have you lipsed that girl yet"
"why aren't you lisping your yat?"

by Alex April 26, 2005

Times lapse

The time-lag between when a phenomenon becomes common knowledge and the time it gets written up in The New York Times.

"Did you see that Times piece on freeganism last week? I met my first freegan a decade ago. That was a pretty egregious Times lapse even by their clueless standards."

by Media Watcher November 1, 2009

stoner lapped

When you get stoned out of your mind and go for a ride in car, take out your phone while in the middle of the ride and place it on your lap when you finish instead of placing back in your pocket or compartment. Then while exiting the vehicle you forgot the phone was on your lap and SMASH it falls on the pavement. Thus stoner lapped. This includes, but is not limited to, the driver and all passengers

Ayo Tommy, you hear Frankie stoner lapped his phone last night now his screen is shattered!

by Frankie stoner February 23, 2017

White-lipsed

When a girl gives head and then proceeds to kiss a guy right after.

Jenny white-lipsed Jeremy at the party last week

by Pablo brickz September 8, 2018